I invented a new body part: Feeth.
I have Julian Assange’s cat.
Al Gore got the whole idea for having an inter-net from me originally.
I used to be Captain Tootsie. Now I’m just a stew bum.
I have never ever posted in this thread before.
I’ve posted 34,365 off-topic true things about myself in this thread.
I reprogrammed my Casio calculator to work in septendecimal.
That wasn’t me who posted on the 17th.
There’s a curious low-pitched hum coming from my hypothalamus.
Earlier this year, in a secret lab in Canada, indestructible metal implants were affixed to my skeleton.
Indestructible, eh? Bwa-hah-hah-hah! If only kenobi_65 knew what I put in them! He’ll soon be marching to my tune!
After that last post, I realize now that Quondam_Mechanic is the reincarnation of John Phillip Sousa.
I have every post in this thread memorized.
I have every post of CairoCarol’s memorized backwards.
I have been hired - with quite a princely advance sum, I might add - to ghostwrite, “From Amnesia to Academia: The Remarkable Journey of Professor Pepperwinkle,” which is of course the autobiography of our very own poster, @Prof.Pepperwinkle.
I drove a Saab 90 across the Simpson desert.
I was sadder when my dog died than when I died.
I have never yet failed to solve the daily Wordle puzzle.
-“BB”-
I am happier than my dog.
I live in Hooterville and get rip-roaring drunk with Sam Drucker every third Wednesday night.