I am the Captain of the Pinafore!
…and he’s hardly ever sick at sea!
Carry on.
-“BB”-
I am the very model of a modern major-general.
Every night while brushing my teeth I sing the entire Gilbert and Sullivan repertoire.
When I perform any Gilbert and Sullivan musical in front of a large audience, I surreptitiously brush my teeth during the chorus.
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I stalk @Ferris, and thus can confirm that they really do brush their teeth during the chorus.
I have life-size cardboard cutouts of both Gilbert and Sullivan in every room in my house.
I am the Pirate Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
I wrote the bridge for “Alone Again (Naturally)” for Gilbert O’Sullivan.
I know where “that confounded bridge” is.
I have cycled across all the bridges of Madison County.
-“BB”-
I have cycled across all the bridges of Konigsberg one time each.
I toppled the Old Man of the Mountain, because I hate New Hampshire.
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I’m the guy who put the Ham in New Hampshire.
I left Ham alone, but you’d never guess what I did to Shem and Japeth.
I also left Hamm alone. But Potato Head, Slinky, and Wheezy had it coming.
Yesterday I signed over five thousand copies of my latest zomdomromcom book. I didn’t think there were so many readers of undead S&M romantic comedy, but there you go.
I stood in line for hours to get a signed copy of @Ferris 's new book, and read it from cover to cover within 2 hours of obtaining it.
I’m very busy now, writing Ferris’s autobiography.