Lie about yourself

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I wrote the original ‘Four Yorkshiremen’ sketch for the Monty Python team and they paid me thruppence for it.

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You got a thruppence? I wrote The Lumberjack song, and I had to pay them 3 pounds 50 for the honor!

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I own a hovercraft. It’s full of eels.

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My brain hurts1

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My brain hurts1.5

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I was Carol Cleveland in another life.

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I was mayor of Cleveland but lost re-election to Jerry Springer.

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I spent a month in Cleveland one day.

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I’m really proud that I started this thread.

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I’m really proud that you started this thread to let me show my humility in how attractive I am.

Tripler
Really proud, really humble.

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I could have been Tripler, but I wasn’t proud or humble enough.

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I ain’t too proud to beg.

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I’m super happy for you.

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I played Miss Spiderweb once on Professor Kool’s Fun School.

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I beat Prof. Kool two out of three times in Mad Scientist Backgammon.

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I won Ben Stein’s money.

-“BB”-

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I stole Ben Stein’s Converse All Stars

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I stole Bill’s bicycle. I know we are only supposed to post lies here, but this is absolutely true. And Bill knows it.

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I gave Barnacle Bill the Sailor his nickname.

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I am the artist who drew the original Popeye the Sailor Man.