My SSN is a palindromic prime.
My SSN is a palindromic prime, squared.
Just by coincidence, my SSN is my birthday as it’s formatted in the Tralfamadorian calendar.
My SSN was constructed for me by J. Edgar Hoover.
My SSN is the USS Virginia.
The USS Virginia was my maiden aunt.
My SSN contains a mix of uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers, and special
characters. (It is not a prime as it can be divided by both G and %)
My SSN was the first one ever issued:
000-00-0001
I gave Adam & Eve their SSNs.
I’m the guy that picked the fig leaves that they wore.
My surname means “Picker of Fig Leaves” in Old High German.
I’m the one who got those Germans high.
I cross-bred a fig vine with a cannabis plant and marketed it under the ‘Go Figger’ brand.
I embezzled $4 million from the Go Figger company and absconded to a small nation without an extradition treaty with the US.
I’m having David Pumpkins and his crew over. We’re gonna turn them into pies.
I am one of the world’s top 5 most accomplished concert pianists.
I just finished painting every house in my neighborhood yellow.
I was the original Stig on the BBC TV show Top Gear, and just let Perry McCarthy take the credit (and the flack).
-“BB”-
I AM DEATH, THE SHATTER-ER OF WORLDS !
And I love Kittens.
I am @snfaulkner.
I carry on good long-running, cross-thread jokes.
I am hilarious in real life.
Tripler
A laugh-a-minute kind of guy.