Lie about yourself

Unfortunately, Spartacus pulled the book from publication. He had been against the juggling dog from the get-go, and it was a bone of contention between us throughout the whole project.

I have often juggled dogs before, and never dropped one.

I fervently believe every one of the last 25 posts, and if you try to tell me they’re lies, I will hurt you.

I effectively ran Estonia’s postal service between 1978 and 1991.

I am genuinely curious - and deeply concerned about - whether @Ferris ran Estonia’s postal service effectively between 1978 and 1991, or @Ferris, in effect, ran Estonia’s postal service between 1978 and 1991.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is my favorite movie.

I play four roles in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: kid in class, different kid ouside the school, the ninja assassin, and Mr. Spock.

I was all signed up to play Will Robinson in Lost in Space when the role went to that Mumy kid based on his performance in Dear Brigitte. The little bastard.

I am not Will Robinson, but for a couple of months in late 1991, this damn robot kept following me around, saying “Danger, danger!” and repeating my actual name.

I am a member of Mensa and the Flat Earth society

I was the person who pointed out to the screenwriter of Lost in Space that their original idea of having a robot that said “No Danger, No Danger” constantly but went quiet when there was danger was going to be disruptive and it might be better if it worked the other way around.

I was that screenwriter’s third cousin once removed.

I was that third cousin’s batman in the Boer War.

I’m Batman.
First.

I’ve just had cataract surgery. To put them IN. I’ve just seen too much, man, just too much. No more.

I’ve never had cataract surgery, either in or out, but I have been licked all over by cats. And I mean all over.

A møøse once bit my sister.

I have no idea what that’s a reference to.

Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat!! I’m sure EH knows a Goon Show reference when he reads one.

I regularly admit on the internet to having commited what would be considered in certain places to be crimes.