I never forget anything. Oh, wait, did somebody already say that?
I was the inspiration for Jonny Quest.
I maintain a positive outlook on life even in the face of adversity and welcome each new day that dawns with open arms.
My hovercraft is full of eels!
I was the hand model for the Ginsu Knife Commercials
Just hands, meaning that is me holding the watermelon, but that is not my foot kicking it.
I had a great night’s sleep last night.
My Nobel Prize is in the mail.
This is my first time posting in this thread.
There is not a single dirty dish in my kitchen, as usual.
Yes there is. I just put a dirty cereal bowl on the counter instead of in the dishwasher with other dirty dishes.
I never watch more than an hour of TV a day, unless it’s PBS.
I live by the 25-hour biorhythm clock. In less than a month, I’ll be one whole day ahead of every one of you! Oh, what trouble I could get into.
My body is held together by rubber bands.
Rubber band, rubber band man 
I’m the one who brought all those 3 a.m. votes for Biden into the room!
The human body is on average 60% water. My body is 62%.
The lie I told before? It was actually true.
I’m so busy I can hardly find time to contribute to these threads.
I had an affair with Elvis Pressley’s secret lover.
I was Elvis Presley’s secret lover.
How’s it going, sweetie?