Well, they are often short, have dark hair and commonly wear strange hats, like to work as tailors it’s obvious realy ;j
All CIA, FBI, and NSA ‘leaks’, ‘failures’, etc are actually deliberate. They are camouflage designed to make the organizations seem incompetent, causing people to lower their guard. In fact, these three organizations control most of the western world with perfect efficiency and amazing subtlety. In fact, I can only get away with telling you because you won’t believe me.
The tangerine is a kind of melon.
Psychiatrists are legally empowered to perform weddings in 33 states.
Most bottled water contains no hydrogen.
George Bush did the 40 in 4.37 seconds at the recent NFL combine, leading the San Diego Chargers to draft him high in the second round with a view toward making him their starting free safety.
Though ruthless and fearless scavengers of the Serengeti, hyaenas are pee-shy.
Polar bears do not hibernate, but in fact cocoon in silken pods spun from their inner mandibles. They are, however, willing to skip a winter every now and then and trade their cocoons for apple wedges dipped in peanut butter. Teased apart and dyed with the secretions of a rare Andalucean snail, the silk is made into the finest quality hairpieces known to man. They are sold exclusively to nightly news anchors around the world.
May not be a lie this one … The most lethal animal known to man is the chicken.
…if it’s holding a knife.
No-one in Taiwan has ever eaten ravioli.
If you take the 16th letter of every page in ‘The Da Vinci Code’ and arrange them in a 16 x 16 matrix, you’ll uncover a secret message with profound implications for the Western world.
Besides human beings, only the stoat is known to enjoy eating toast. Hence the name.
For a bet, Mozart wrote all of ‘The Magic Flute’ without using the note ‘g’.
It is impossible to draw a straight line on a map of the world that crosses just two oceans and two countries.
The current world record for a table tennis rally, in an official match under international tournament rules, was 217 consecutive strokes. This record was set in 1953.
The harmless medical condition in which the nails on one hand grow much faster than on the other is called ‘divergent cuticulitis’. Greta Garbo suffered from this condition all her life.
On a standard pocket calculator, there is only ONE way to press four adjacent keys and produce a 4 digit number divisible by 13.
In a remarkable evolutionary adaptation, the Australian ‘Swamp’ wasp will only lay its eggs in the sloughed skin of a snake.
David Hasselhoff has a street named after him in at least 42 different German towns and cities.
Zebras cannot distinguish black and white the way that we can; to a zebra, all other zebras look to be a uniform shade of grey.
In a standard deck of playing cards, three court cards carry swords and three carry flowers, but only one carries both.
In parts of Malaysia, there is a complete ban on Enid Blyton books.
The famed Olympic ‘five rings’ symbol is actually SIX rings, but one is always the same colour as the background. This represents the ‘invisible’ challenge of unforeseeable elements that can arise in any sporting competition.
There is no known English translation for the Estonian word ‘sjutszamen’, and not even any adequate way to convey its meaning. Not even approximately.
Statistically speaking, in the United States each year more injuries are caused by soft, foam pillows than by bullets.
It’s handy to know that in any year, Christmas Day will always fall on the same day of the week as the 7th of August. This was not the case before 1507, for obvious reasons.
In ‘The Pickwick Papers’, there is one character who is given two completely different names by mistake.
North Dakota has a law prohibiting men from wearing an owl to a formal dinner party.
Leonardo DaVinci invented the teabag
Contrary to popular belief, Adam Smith was a committed socialist. He wrote Wealth of Nations simply to play “devil’s advocate.”
There were originally Twelve Commandments. It was changed to Ten when the Israelites went metric.
Humans did not visit the Marianas Trench “once, in 1960, for 20 minutes.” The Marianas Trench was not dug until 1963.
Gene Roddenberry originally conceived Star Trek as the adventures of a traveling salesman, his intelligent but unemotional autistic friend and the compassionate but irascible psychiatrist who treated them. After the network changed the plot, the original premise was forgotten. After Roddenberry’s death, Scientologists found the original story, eliminated the psychiatrist and turned it into the movie Rain Man.
If you rub aluminium foil on a postage stamp, it will remove the postmark, enabling it to be re-used, moreover, it’s completely legal!
Bravo sir! That one is a masterpiece.
More people are killed per annum worldwide, by injury from falling bread, than by sharks, tigers and poisonous snakes put together
The average person consumes approximately 4 spiders per week while sleeping. This figure is tripled by persons with the eating disorder Bullemia. Apparently, the spiders are drawn to the smell of fresh vomit.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa was actually built on the side of a large hill. The pictures are taken with the camera at an angle.
At any given moment, two-thirds of the United States, Canadian, and French Senates are plotting how to kill you.
The largest bone in the human body is the nose; the others only look larger because they’re further away.
Then - why do so many Chinese dishes contain pork? Hmmmmm?
Squirmles are actually the larval form of what we know as feather boas. If people heard the soul-destroying cries they make when they are killed, no one would ever wear them.
Quarters are made through a process that very much resembles the way ribbon candy is produced. Pennies, on the other hand, magically appear in a tin bucket underneath the statue in the Lincoln Memorial.
Marshall Mathers, better known as Eminem, is the son of “Leave It to Beaver” star Jerry Mathers (who, as we all know, died in an explosion in Vietnam after consuming Pop Rocks and cola).
Hey I thought these were meant to be lies 