Lie To Me (fake fun facts)

Vampires are real, it’s really Humans that are fictional

The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is actually Forty Three… Forty Two just sounds funnier…

Although feared by many people, Spiders are highly intelligent, have an extremely rich and advanced society, and are excellent poets

the current President, George W. Bush, is actually an animatronic creation created by Dreamworks BMG, unfortunately, Dreamworks subcontracted the control software for the PresiBot to the Sirius Cybernetics corporation

Broccoli is one of the most lethal vegetables in existence, it tries to warn you with it’s horrible taste…

Dust Bunnies are real and have a terrible temper when bothered, luckilly their fangs are too weak to penetrate human skin

You gotta give *Doc this: any time he misses the point, he makes a pretty good case for missing it. :dubious:

Blast! Now I have to reconsider my vow to never change my sig line!*

  • Even though I actually got the line wrong.

Antonio Stradivari was actually an avante-garde sculptor. He was unaware that the series of sculptures he created actually functioned as musical instruments, and was never told during his lifetime.

Prior to the famed Kinsey Report, the English language had no word for “sex”.

Henry Kissinger was abandoned as a child and raised by a she-wolf; he later attempted to found the city of Rome, but finding that he’d been preempted, he instead decided to pursue a career in politics.

Dance Dance Revolution was the product of secret Japanese research conducted during the late 1980s to train children in martial arts in hopes to use this new army of ninjas to conquer the United States. Versions sold in the U.S., however, were carefully altered to ensure that American children wouldn’t receive the same benefits.

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much.

While his other writings were largely incomprehensible and their predictions vague, scholars universally agree that Nostradamus predicted the invention of the Lite Brite, more than four hundred years before it happened.

While it’s well known that Richard Nixon opened relations with China, Thomas Jefferson was the first president to visit the nation, though he did so in an unofficial capacity - he wished to check another racial group off his “checklist” after successfully doing it with Sally Hemmings.

The common British name “Smith” is actually pronounced “Featherstonehaugh”.

Due to an odd legal mixup, the state of North Dakota was technically ceded to Cuba during the late 1970s, but the U.S. government has successfully hidden this information from the Cuban government since them.

An early draft of The Declaration of Independence was discovered in the late 1980s with the subtitle “Fight for your right to party!”

Genetic studies have indicated that more than 30% of babies born in U.S. hospitals are mistakenly given to the wrong parents.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo.

While it’s common knowledge that the Eskimo language contains forty some words for snow, it’s less well known that the Berber language Tarifit has over seventy; sadly, most speakers of the language have never once seen snow.

Everybody here go get a copy of Moses May Have Been an Apache and Other Actual Facts! It’s a whole paperback book full of this kinda stuff, with crazy, scratchy-pen illustrations. You’ll learn about zero gravity waffles, the original paper bag which failed because it opened at the wrong end, and a sort of pecking sound detected from inside the planet Jupiter.

TROO FACTS

The state of Washington is not, as commonly believed, named after the first president George Washington. It was named after a small obscure Native American tribe of the region that is no longer extant.

Adolf Hitler chose to grow his moustache in deliberate imitation of Charlie Chaplin.

Incandescant light bulbs have been shown to last 25% longer if the filament inside is aligned with the Earth’s magnetic field.

The Apollo program had a contingency plan in the event that any intelligent life was encountered on the Moon.

The so-called “King’s Chamber” in the great pyramid at Giza is now believed to be an empty decoy room, with the true burial chamber still undiscovered somewhere in or under the pyramid.

The ancient Sumerian language had no written word for “goat”, despite abundant archeological evidence that goats were a common domesticated animal. The complete lack of mention of the animals in surviving texts is a mystery.

The African elephant always trumpets at a pitch exactly half an octave lower than an Asian elephant of the same size and weight.

A 1831 British law forbidding self-propelled vehicles from using public roads had to be overturned in 1901 before automobiles could legally be driven there.

It is illegal in 11 states to sell jam or jelly in a jar that is not round.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was originally the title of a four-part adventure serial produced at MGM in 1935 but never shown in theaters due to a scandal involving it’s lead actor and an underage girl.

Josef Stalin hated the nickname “Joe”, and would fly into a rage whenever he heard or read any reference to him by that name.

The top-secret MK-Ultra program noted several bizarre but useless instances of behavior modification. For example, all the test subjects who underwent extended sensory deprivation would afterwards refuse to open a door with their left hand, and would burst into tears when asked to.

Ornithologists who noted a quadrupling in the population of Pacific seabirds between 1941 and 1945 attributed it to the abundance of floating dead fish caused by the detonation of mines, torpedoes and depth charges during the war.

Burt Rutan once designed a commuter aircraft built almost entirely of whalebone and vellum. (It never made it past the prototype stage, due to the oil crisis.)

The German Army’s experimental LKaMas-43 (Luftkaffeemaschine, Model 43) device served as the basis for almost all modern espresso coffee makers. (Albeit in a form modified to not inject amphetamines directly into the user’s eyeballs.)

Rutherford B. Hayes is the only U.S. president to admit to having eaten human flesh. (It should be noted that, in his time, such an act was not considered especially unusual or uncommon.)

What’s said is, even though the name if the thread is “Lie to me (fake fun facts)” I still find myself saying, “Really? I did not know that.”

Here’s a fun fact for you…
I am NOT really really drunk right now. :smiley:

The original draft of the plans for Operation Overlord had the sub-heading “A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a Weasel!”

Every single one of the British “Big Pushes” in WWI really was designed to move General Haig’s drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.

It’s against the law in Botswana shoot an Elephant unless you are wearing a Pith Helmet at the time.

The Sharif is actually rather fond of Rock The Casbah.

The Trebuchet was actually an early Clay Pigeon launcher for Crossbow Skeet Shooting in the Middle Ages.

The Hotel California has spent the last 30-odd years insisting that it’s guests are free to leave after they’ve checked out. In fact, they’d prefer that the guests leave upon checking out, so that the rooms can be cleaned and made ready for the next lot of guests.

It is illegal for livestock to wear top hats in Rhode Island.

In 1817, The Duke of Wellington fought a duel in which he defeated his opponent by giving him a wedgie.

A prototype telephone was discovered in the ruins of Chichen Itza. It appears long-distance charges bankrupted the Mayan civilisation, causing their downfall.

In Norway, it is illegal to use a Herring in the course of a lewd or obscene act, even in the privacy of one’s home.

In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!

Nobody in India actually eats hot curry- they just like to see Westerners gasping for breath after eating a full strength Vindaloo with Madras Sauce.

If the Pope isn’t wearing his Pope Hat, he loses his powers.

The earliest example of written music- dating from the reign of Caesar Augustus- is Yakkity Sax, better known as The Benny Hill Show Theme.

Asterix & Obelix were real people.

The Census taken of Bethlehem in 4 BC reveals that there was, in fact, a Brian born just down the road from Jesus. :smiley:

The county of Essex is not technically part of the United Kingdom. It was ceded to England in error by the Dutch in 1572. Because the documentation regarding the transfer was destroyed during the War of Jenkins’ Ear, the county currently exists in a legal limbo, and its residents have no official existence under European Union law (although a clause in the 1998 human rights legislation prohibits killing them except for food.)

The Russian Tsar Ivan III was born with a full set of teeth, but only one kneecap.

The plotlines for the popular soap opera EastEnders are actually based on decoded prophecies from the secret library files of the Vatican. Each script must be personally authorized by the Pope. In the event of the death of the Pontiff, no plot developments can take place until a new Pope is elected.

A commercial electricity generating plant must weigh a minimum of 381,453 tons. This is not a legal requirement; it is the practical minimum required to produce enough ground pressure to force the electrons into the power lines. Underweight power stations are a particular problem in the Third World, where electron leakage compromises the plant’s efficiency and creates a sterile zone around the plant where vegetation cannot grow.

The ballpoint pen was invented by Isaac Newton in 1663, but the rights were bought up and suppressed by a cabal of quill manufacturers.

All members of the British Royal Family since 1783 have been born with a thick coat of downy fur. This coat is ceremonially removed shortly after birth, and since 1804 has been used as stuffing for the Woolsack.

It is a common misconception that Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor, this is incorrect, Robin Hood ACTUALLY stole from the rich and gave to the Hermit Crabs

Vin Diesel is fluent in over five hundred different dialects of trees, and can effortlessly translate their language into the language of Three-Toed-Sloths

In addition to being fluent in the language of Binary, Helen Keller was also fluent in the languages of COBOL, BASIC and CPM, she couldn’t type them on a computer, but she could speak them fluently

the current Doctor Who, Christopher Eccelston, refuses to acknowledge the existence of cheese, and his favorite colour is Clear

Pulp writer H P Lovecraft led a celibate life and was repulsed by nudity and sex. However, he often reached sexual climax through the act of reading obscure words from rare dictionaries.

The Chinese character for octopus is a pictogryph meaning ‘eight penises’

Sylvia Plath was always thought bright and cheerful’ by strangers.

The Smurfs were originally going to be purple. Blue turned out to be cheaper.

Neil Armstrong actually hated golf. He took a shot on the moon because it was his one chance not to hit a tree or land in a water hazard.

Most people could add five years to their life expectancy by consuming 10mg of granulated zinc every day.

In Nebraska, sodium is legal tender.

Prior to 1940, when they imported German Messerschmitt Bf109s, Switzerland’s air force consisted solely of dirigibles.

The 1530 edition of the Bible did not include the letter “e”.

The only Ninja martial art never to be treated as highly secret was the famous “Ninja Death Trance”, for obvious reasons.

Beethoven’s supposed deafness is the most successfully propagated urban myth of the last 300 years.

Fittingly, the word “thesaurus” has more synonyms than anything else in the English language.

Beautiful South only recorded “Don’t Marry Her” because of a drunken bet with their agent that they could get the word “fuck” aired on prime-time radio.

The Welsh language is not, in fact, the indigenous tongue of Wales. By 1848 there were no native Welsh speakers left alive and, as it was solely an oral tongue, there were no written records of it either. The present supposed Welsh language was actually made up in the 1950s as a rallying call for the then fledgling Welsh nationalist movement. It is linguistically designed to be unpronounceable by Englishmen.

The Puerto Rican singer/dancer Chayenne, after acting in an English-speaking role in the film Dance with Me , has enjoyed a long-running role as a Croatian-born doctor in the acclaimed television series *E. R. *

Christina Ricci and Sean Astin once wnated to date each other, but their families forbid it, because of complicated incestuous implications involving Sean’s father and Christina’s first film role.

The current current Doctor, David Tennant, replaced Christopher Eccleston because of violent differences over which colour of Clear was the real Clear. Tennant maintained that the One True Clear is Colourless Clear, while Eccleston maintained that any transparent colour is True Clear. They came to blows over this, and were both hospitalised at least twice.

Fearing ridicule, the BBC was forced to concoct a completely-different cover story to explain why Eccleston left the show after only one season.

Cheese, on the other hand, explains why Eccleston never watches Wallace and Gromit. :slight_smile:

Outstanding.

BoDoug, you’re a good man, & I’m glad you’re on the SDMB. But, please do not crowd an intentionally non-factual thread with true facts, because human memory is the pits. (Yes, I get the irony of this post, and I’m laughing, but I don’t know how else to say it.)

(Also, .pdf warning on the above link. I use foxit with considerably reduced hassle. Caveal lector.)

There’s also a funny book called The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgeman filled with fake facts.
Contrary to popular belief, Humphrey Bogart never said “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca. This is actually a misrememberance of an earlier version of the film, in which Rick says “If you play it again, Sam, I’ll fuckin’ kill you.” Obviously, the Hays Office would not allow the word “fuckin’” to appear in a motion picture, but they didn’t realize it at the time, since in that early cut, Bogart played Ugarte and the hard-to-understand Peter Lorre played Rick. The two actor’s roles were switched for reasons unknown. However, Lorre was able to ad-lib a profanity into the film: Apparently fed up with the switch, Lorre mumbled “I’ll fuckin’ kill the director” in one scene. However, due to his thick accent, it sounds like he is talking about papers signed by either General DeGaulle or General Weygand (again, his accent makes it hard to tell).

The writing term “Mary Sue” was coined by Savinien Cyrano de Bergerac, in a sonnet quoted in Rostand’s play:

"…disbelief, ha! Tis naught but a dead-blow to credulity/the stelæ of his life’s tale! My tongue dies for the title/of such a demigoge/walking, quick, and merry, so is he! Aye, that’s his name…

The term is also notable for reading almost exactly the same in 17th century French, as in 20th century English.