Statistically, 97% of hard-line feminists have indeed changed their tune after a bloody good shagging.
The Powerpuff Girls’ home city of Townsville is actually located in Queensland, Australia.
The fact that a megalomaniacal evil genius monkey wrecks the city ever other week is so widely known and accepted that no-one bothers mentioning it on the news or in the paper anymore. 
I have to admit this one is my favorite. It definitely made me lol.
This one comes in at close second.
Here’s mine
After an in depth census of canibals it was found that the most preferred part of human body for consumption is the left forearm of a young woman.
Someone actually took the time and energy to create a machine that milks mice.
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Actually, that might be true. We have machines to milk cows and goats. We’ve spliced goats to secrete spiderweb proteins in their milk. There’s a machine made to allow ticks and fleas to feed on warm dog blood rather than just sticking them on a dog. Mice have been operated upon so that a plastic cone allows the injection of chemicals directly into the brain. If a scientist ever needed mouse milk, a milking machine would only require using lower power, smaller hoses, and tiny metal cups.
Either, you’ve come up with a fake fact that is immensely plausible, or you have accidentally stated an actual fact.
Johnson & Johnson have a few facts they are trying hard to not just supress, but bury…
the reason J&J Baby shampoo is called the “No More Tears” shampoo is because it is a highly modified mix of a short-lived epoxy resin and novocaine that temporarily SEALS the tear-ducts and numbs the nerve endings in the eye sockets of the person being shampooed, they are temporarily unable to cry
J&J Baby Oil, in a rare instance of corporate honesty (truly a contradiction in terms) is actually made out of BABIES, they purchase bulk surplus infants on the black market, and put them into HUGE, oversized, industrial-grade Squeezo Strainers and squeeze out the precious oil for use in their “Baby Oil” product line…
they then sell the side-product of the babies “essence” to the lucrative Skeksis market, and use the remaining high-protien leftover slurry in their Soylent Green division
Please, won’t someone think of the children…
(not me, mind you, i’m not a fan of kids, someone else can think of the little bastards, it’s not my job)
There really isn’t such a person as “Anna Nicole Smith”. She’s a concept portrayed by several different actresses which is why she never looks exactly the same. Each actress is allowed to be “Anna” for no more than a total of three months.
1984, Manhattan, United Nations…The Ambassador from Uruguay committed a hit-and-run fender-bender to the BMW of a local businessman.
Due to diplomatic immunity, no legal action could be brought to bear.
Knowing this, the Businessman merely contacted the Chinese Ambassador and paid him $500 to go and whup some Kung-Fu on his punk ass.
The Basque language has no word for “bee” or “fishpond”.
In 1357, the introduction of the wheelbarrow caused manual labour wages to drop by as much as a penny in the florin.
Marylin Monroe had no kneecaps - photographs showing such have all been airbrushed.
There is a small island off the coast of Madagascar that is composed entirely of age-hardened turtle droppings.
In the English counties of Cheshire, Lancashire and Cumbria it is technically illegal to sell bootlaces to an Irishman.
A flock of wild budgerigars can cover over 1500 square miles.
To celebrate it’s completion in 1889, the Eiffel Tower was harnessed to half a billion butterflies who gently lifted the tower from its moorings and flew it around the city twice so that everyone was afforded a good view of the monument. Coincidentally, 1889 was also the worst year on record for hurricanes in North America.
“Marilyn”, even. I was thinking it looked funny. :smack:
Douche is in fact pronounced, dow-shey. Yep.
(I convinced a bunch of drunks at a party that this is in fact true. I wonder if they figured it out yet.)
Leonardo DaVinci’s famous work “Vetruvian Man” was not a work of fancy as most assume but was a drawing of a mid 15th century circus performer named Vetruvius who actually did have four arms and four legs and performed naked.
In fact, it’s projected into the sky by giant spotlights in Peoria, Illinois and Alice Springs, Northern Territory.
The german airforce was called “Luftwaffel” by the british forces durig the battle for Britain because of the huge amount of waffles found in the emergency lunchboxes in downed germain airplanes.
In the human male, the internal pressure of the testes is twice atmospheric pressure. This is the highest testicular pressure of all the primates.
“Area 51” is actually just one of a string of ‘sites of disinformation’ sponsored by the US Government, to make you think there are flying saucers. This charade was originally propagated during the War of 1812, where British Forces were tipped off to a major military encampment known as “Area One”, which turned out to be a trap for the British, whence the Americans routed the British during the Niagara campaign. This further carried out with “Area VII” being Fort Sumter in the Civil War. The program continued to evolve, with the most perfect example of ‘dis-secrecy’ being “Area Six”, which continues to operate to this day as the state of New Jersey.
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Oh, and Santa Claus is really a Buddhist.
Sorry for such a post, but I really wanted to congratulate the OP for his idea, and all the “fact-finders” who subsequently posted for their creativity. Mostly all posts, with their different styles, are fun, and many are just great…
But that would be evil, wouldn’t it? 
Tripler Close. But the truth is that the world is secretly ruled by a Holy Roman Emperor, living in a mansion hidden beneath a tomato farm in area 57. The Hapsburgs have become the Heinz’s. The strings that control us are hidden now. Read The Coming Of Vertumnus. It may be your only chance.
I prefer the movie version.
Of course, THEY CHANGED THE TITLE FOR THE MOVIE, but hey, that’s Hollywood.
See, that’s what they want you and Bosda to think. . . I have it on good authority from a Canadian Intelligence Officer that they’re in on it too, and Area 57 is actually Flin Flon, Manitoba.
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Yes, I have contacts on the “inside”.