As if you care, this is my 400th post.
It’s about time!!
That’s like 20 posts per month. Now that’s discipline.
Actually, life begins at 900. I will soon know the feeling.
Actually, I heard it was at 800.
I’ve been here almost a year, so that comes out to 2.22 posts per day.
Anyhow, congrats missdavis102!
Good for you. 
Yep. I’ve probably done 20 posts in an hour before.
Well, maybe not. But I could name a few posters who probably have!
Congratulations on your 400th post, missdavis102!
Yeah, guys, I was on my way out when I posted yesterday and forgot to mention…
Beer and wine in the fridge, nibbly things in the covered warmers on the buffet (they’re fresh - I made new ones this morning), liquor cabinet is unlocked, and the neighbors are all on vacation.
My one rule: please, no livestock on the carpet.
I am also ready to celebrate my 400th post, but I walked all this way with my cow. Do I stay or go? Can I tie her up in the yard? 
Archive Guy, your cow is more than welcome in the yard, as long as she stays off the paved sidwalks. And don’t let her eat my flowers!
I did once, so I could have my 2000th post on my birthday
Hey! I thought this was going to be a party!
Oh well, atleast Archive Guy is gonna do some bondage thing with his cow in the front yard.
Nice going on the 400 posts, I too can now begin living.