A man escaped from prison with a toilet paper gun.
I am baffled as to how this can happen.
Guess he didn’t know toilet paper guns’ intended use is to shoot the shit.
lieu–it this man a relative of yours?
Are you sure it wasn’t a toilet paper “gub”?
Please don’t shoot the Charmin.
It also says he then had a shootout with the cops, walked into a coffehouse, stomped the snow off his boots and calmly exclaimed “Man, it’s getting crazy out there.”
This guy must be bowlegged from having to straddle his nuts.