I’d never heard this before, but I like it! Kinda profound!
…is a short warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try
in the twinkling of an eye.
Eighty years with luck or even less.
Thanks for that optimistic view Mr. Roger Waters. Upbeat as ever I see.
It used to be a bowl of cherries, but I guess that’s out of fashion.
Like a box of chocolates. So said Gump.
Life is short. Make fun of it.
Life’s a bit of shit, when you look at it.
Haha! You’re short!
“Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.”
–Croatian Lullaby (according to Kids In The Hall)
I once had a friend ranting about “Why the hell does life even exist?” and his four year old daughter, lying on the floor and coloring her coloring book, remarked “Life exists cause you couldn’t make it up.”
I have so stolen that line.
Life is a soap opera.
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
Stole mine!
Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. – T. Lehrer
Life is just a bowl of All-Bran. You wake up every morning and it’s there. – Small Faces 
Life is thinking about “What is life?”
Life’s short and hard – like a bodybuilding elf.
Life’s a garden. Dig it.
Life is like an AYCE buffet, you just have to reach for what you want.
Life is just one damned thing after another- Elbert Hubbard
Life ain’t nothin’ but a funny, funny riddle.
- John Denver
Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money.
- Ice Cube
Life ain’t nothin’ but a good groove, a good mix tape to put you in the right mood.
- The Beastie Boys