The most all-encompassing rant ever written.

Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.
Life sucks.

Thank you.

Ah ha! But what about death?

death is the good bit.

Easy beat, and you can dance to it. I’ll give it an 85.

Hmmm. I’m not exactly sure what the OP is trying to convey here…

C-.

It’s kinda repetitive, thought the kids seem to like it.

BUT, WHAT ABOUT THE TORTURE!?

Eutychus is going to kick your ass for copying the whole lyrics to that emo-core song.

A little redundant if you ask me… :wink:

Where is the HATE?!

Tag-worthy, for sure.

Ah, life sucks.

I agree with 98% of this rant. Just change “thank you” to “life sucks” and I will be 100% in agreement.

I think we’re gonna need a cite on this one.

  • Rune

Cite any T-shirt or bumper sticker that says “life’s a bitch, then you die.” :smiley:

Life’s either a bitch

or

Life Sucks

You can’t have it both ways!

Hmmmm… Don’t all good bitches suck?

  • (Not going to put my name on this one, ok)

Life does WHAT?


I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again. I’m walking down the lane with a happy refrain… Just singing in the rain.

Not In Anger, :smiley:

But does life swallow?