Low energy.
Sad.
“I was preying to Jeesus. And I was concencrating on the words Elizabeth-- Beth, my friend, was saying, even though she gave me some dumb book as a gift while my mail order bride got a jewelree box we can pawn!”
He was probably bored because she wasn’t talking about him.
He should try that at dinner with his bff Kim
This is nothing let alone anything that deserved a thread. Save your energy.
Buzzkill!
We’re just tryin’ to have some fun. Don’t begrudge us the petty amusements that brighten up our dull lives. 
100%
If the Queen wanted to keep Trump from looking like a fool (which why should she?) she might occasionally shout out “Trump!” during her address.
I thought he was doing a Ruth Bader Ginsburg imitation. No one laughed because you’re not supposed to make fun of the dead.
Look, I understand that people making fun of Trump really upsets you for some reason, but your little ripostes just don’t resonate. Please up your game.
That was upping his game.
Pathetic, ain’t he?
bellend
Guys, he was conserving his Vast Mental Energies so he can tackle the Great Issues of the Day.
He was dreaming about ice cream, and numbers of scoops.
I bet the Queen gets three!
This would be amusing if RBG didn’t have more brainpower while asleep than the Mango Mussolini (and, incidentally, you yourself) does wide awake.
“Are we keeping you awake, Donald?”
Well, in Trump’s defense, he at least didn’t barf on his host…George H. W. Bush vomiting incident - Wikipedia
We can only hope he doesn’t do worse.
Calculating his golf handicap? (Math is hard.)
Yep.