There once was a poet from Xiangling,
China, whose hobby was mangling
poems. He’d drop
words betwixt lines and lop
their ends off and leave readers
Very good, Colophon!
Oh Lord for as much as without thee
We have not the power to doubt thee
Help us all in thy grace
To convince the whole race
It knows nothing whatever about thee.
Sorry it’s not dirty. That’s so unlike me.
There was a young fellow from Gotham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His wife said, Jack
Please put 'em back
Before I tread on the buggers and squash 'em
Though I’d love to accept your applause
One should only take pride in what’s yours
For the truth, if I’m picky -
I borrowed from Wiki*
*Complying with copyright laws
Oh, very clever!
It reminds me of one I wrote:
It’s the greatest deal you ever saw!
Without any problem or flaw!
We’re so nice and kind,
So just sign on the line.*
*Void where prohibited by law.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!”
Let’s try something different.
I’ll post the first line of a limerick and someone can complete it.
When they’ve done that it’s their turn to post a first line…and so on.
A buxom young wench name of Mary
A buxom young wench name of Mary
Had a face that looked kind of scary.
A buxom young wench name of Mary
Had a face that really quite hairy.
But with her one man
Did all that one can;
He’d a taste for the extraordinary.
(Chowder said to complete the limerick, not to add a single line)
My first line:
Everyone everywhere knows
Good idea, chowder - but you didn’t post a first line! I can’t think of anything to follow Dragwyr so I’ll interrupt with one that hasn’t been mentioned yet.
There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
“I think” he would cry
“It’s because I try
To fit as many words into the very last line as I absolutely possibly can”
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A buxom young wench name of Mary
Everyone everywhere knows
Nudists seldom wear clothes
- I really meant just add one line and leave it for the next poster
Everyone everywhere knows
Nudists seldom wear clothes
And thus, in the cold
Everyone everywhere knows
Nudists seldom wear clothes
And thus, in the cold
It’s a sight to behold
Toes (uncovered by hose) that all froze!
A lovely young lass named Annie
A lovely young lass named Annie
Had a most delightful fanny