This thread is worse than cattle teats!
Yep - I’m with you.
I just don’t believe that someone could be that willfully mean by accident.
So, I’m thinking about moving up in the world and getting my first colander. The problem is, I don’t know what they are called in Japanese. Also, should I get the kind with or without tentacles?
please leave the thread until you have purchased said colander. possession is a requirement for admittance.
I’ll lend you one of mine Autolycus. Would you like aluminium, enamel, or one of the proletariat plastic jobs?
Whew, just in the nick of time. Can I take enamel and imagine it’s ivory?
Why would you want to pretend that it’s ivory? Are you one of those mutha-fucking-elephant-loving-gun-toting-PETA people or something??
Oh no, heaven forbid. I merely thought that as an upper-crust socialite such as yourself the enamel most likely came from the teeth of all your over-the-hill manservants. Am I wrong?
Ahem, we don’t have manservants here in Orstralya.
We’re an ‘equal opportunity’ nation, so we don’t give a fuck where our enamel comes from.
But…that’s really frickin’ interesting! You really should start an “Ask the Child of Colander Privilege” thread.
But only if both “collandar” and “privelidge” are misspelled.
Word.
i have decided to kill this thread. this post ought to do it.
Whoops.
Please see post #509! 
a plague o’ both your houses!
And evenly spaced holes i’ all your salad bowls!
Oh, sure, appeal to authority! Logic 101: Just because you have two colanders doesn’t mean your claims are valid!
I’m actually thinking of starting a thread with the title “Ask the child of a woman who did all her culinary cutting with cheap, dull steak knives, who—through hard work and dedication—threw off the shackles of his low-class upbringing to work his way up to a set of midrange ceramic knives”. Either that or “ask the child of a failed used car salesman”.
Actually, I think it does. Just think of all of the colander-related aphorisms. You know:
“Two colanders make a right” and “Colander might makes colander right” and “A colander in the hand is worth any amount of your fancy-pants logic in an Australian desert.”
I wish Ms. Bluth would come back…
I registered after 10 years of lurking in part due to this thread.