Both coasts in one day. That has to be some kind of record.
Impressive, but the story lead had me thinking the California car crash happened on the same day as the New York assault.
Looks like the crash happened in June and she’s just now being charged with lying to police at the time.
The new charges related to the car crash also caused her to be in violation of probabtion. Maybe finally finally they’ll lock her up for her own good.*
*For 3 minutes of course.
Am I the only one who thinks that the her shenanigans are intentional to keep her in the media?
No, I believe she is equal parts stupid and an attention whore.
Mentally ill maybe?
Eventually she’ll do something that gets her prison time. But, these are misdemeanor charges. She may spend a week or two in jail again. Overcrowding always gets her released early.
Surely this is blowback from her pissing off all the Elizabeth Taylor-loving LEOs and DAs?
Yeah but these misdeanor charges violate her probation. Which is probably no big deal for her as she has broken probation several times before and got nothing for it.
She’s the gift that keeps on giving. Anybody got her in the Death Pool?
Did anyone not see this coming? After watching about fifteen minutes of “Liz & Dick” and correctly predicting the terrible reviews she was about to get, the boyfriend and I said, almost simultaneously, “uh, oh, we’re gonna be reading about another one of her episodes in the next few days”. I absolutely don’t want to sound like I’m getting enjoyment out of her tragedy. Quite the opposite; it’s almost surreal to watch an almost perfectly synchronized meltdown:(
Heh. My first thought at the thread title was “Well, surely one of those has got to give her an alibi for the other one?”
As DeathMistress I can report that of all the living celebrities still on the list, Lindsay Lohan tops all the rest, with 51 people choosing her.
My first thought at seeing the thread title was “I wonder how old this zombie thread is”.
But I was first, calling her for 2006. I know a trainwreck when I see it.
my money’s on her becoming part of the 27 club. she turns 27 next july.
Unfortunately death by alcohol takes quite a few years before cirrhosis liver gets you.
If the 2 liters of vodka daily is true then I can’t imagine Lindsay making 40. She must have built up a tolerance from years of drinking. 2 liters would kill a lot of people from alcohol poisoning. Lindsay must be skating pretty close to that level. She might make the 27 club.
While she could certainly drop dead at any time now, the actual “27 Club” is for musicians who die at age 27, not no talent actresses, so-called.
The rest of the storycomes out:
Though it prompts the question, if the target of Lohan’s punch was a psychic, why didn’t she duck?
Didn’t they decide Amy Winehouse died from alcohol poisoning? Lindsay will probably be next. Its just a matter of time.
But by then her kid sister Ali will be the paparazzi’s target. I just hope she isn’t as screwed up as the rest of the family.
Yup.
She has two album releases. While she’s not necessarily what I would define a musician of anything I would listen to, she’s definitely one by today’s technical standards.