Lines you WISH a certain TV/movie character had said

Rachel: (whines) I just can’t find “the one”.

Ross: OH come on! I already married you once. You are such a slut!

Phoebe: Day-um girl! Will you just go live in Malibu already?

Joey: And would someone please get these girls some therapy. We’re talking serious anorexia here! Somebody give them a milkshake or something.