“In the quiet words of The Virgin Mary–Come again?”
-Bricktop, Snatch …Paraphrased
BTW, Ladybug, where did this one come from?
-cause I’m stealing it…
In response to that:
"As Adam Said to Eve, ‘Quit Ribbing Me!’ "
I think that was from an Abott and Costello routine / Marx Brothers.
Blade Runner, I can hear that Asian woman’s voice in my head saying ‘not fish, snake scale’.
We really need more public electron microscope booths.
Try Ben dul Hassan. He make this snake.
My friends and I speak inn a kind of tv/movie quote code. We’ve been known to have entire conversations made up of nothing but gems like those mentioned so far (and many many others)
There are very few “great lines” I store in memory in case there’s a good time to use them, because I use them so often, but I long for the day I can look someone in the eye and say “your strength, his sword, and my brains, against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? hmmmmmm?”
“I’m not left handed either.”
“You oughta see what a .44 Magnum can do to a woman’s [ahem] face, that you oughta see.”
[in the most bored, effeminate voice possible] “If you refuse? You die, she dies, EVERybody dies.” [/itmb,evp]
Unfortunately, people don’t “refuse” much any more…
One I do get to use (from the same source) “One?!? What good is one!?!”
“Eet’s too nice a day to be stupeed eendoors.”
In Yellowbeard, when Madeline Kahn’s character is disageeing with Graham Chapman’s character about whether or not it was “a little cuddle” or rape twenty years ago, Chapman’s character says “I murdered you after!” Madeline Kahn’s character says “I seem to remember the afterplay was a little bit rough”.
That would be from The Venture Brothers (“Eeney, Meeney, Miney… Magic!”):
(Dean has just finished telling Hank about their new neighbor, Triana Orpheus)
Hank: Dean that’s great and I can’t wait to hear all about it, only Brock’s stuck inside Dad’s thing that makes people happy. But it’s all evil.
Dean: I dare you to make less sense.
Of course, there’s always:
Inconceivable!
My two favorite movie lines are from two cheesy science fiction flicks:
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
– They Live
“You keep lookin’ at me like that, you’ll see me kill you.”
– Freejack
“This little ol’ snowflake better go winky-tink or she’s gonna wet her pantaloons!” - Paper Moon
“It should be more illegal.” - Star Trek: Nemesis
“More?” “Please!” -* Star Trek: Generations*
“Hasta la vista, baby!” - Terminator 2
“I grow… fatigued.” - ST:TOS “Space Seed” (must be done with a weary little wave of the hand)
“Does your dog bite?” “The Pope?” and “Do you have a license for that monkey?” - all from Pink Panther movies
“Shoot straight, you bastards, don’t make a mess of it!” - Breaker Morant
“Because it is DULL, you twit; it’ll hurt more!” -Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
“It’s good to be the king” I used it once and got quite a laugh out of the girl.
Last week my principal took all the teachers out to lunch prior to the return of students this week. As we went and returned, the buses went through the neighborhoods that we draw students from. We were gone from 10 to about 1.
When we returned, one teacher who stayed behind asked me, “How was your 3 hour tour?”
I said, “The weather started getting rough. Our tiny bus was tossed.”
Someone else: “No pun intended”.
Me: “None taken”.
AT… Where the white women AT. The at makes the line.
Also, in trying to get someone to do something for you:
"Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy… "
My young son was folding clothes for me and he put a pair of underwear on his head.
I, of course said: “Son, you got a panty on your head.”
One of my all time favorites for which the opportunity rarely comes up … from Ace Ventura (the second one):
“Kinda hot in those rhinos”
It always makes me laugh.
My wife was on an express elevator with a man and a woman she had never met before. The man let out a huge belch and the woman said, “Burp, Charlie!” My wife started cracking up and the man looked at the two of them like they had three heads each. My wife and the woman became best friends after that.