http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44049
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Sober up, dammit!
Um… What Euty said when he closed it…
Show’s over… Nothing to see here… Is this thread necessary?
Yer pal,
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Bosda:
OK, I know this is the Pit, but, if we flamed everybody who posted drunk I think half the message board would be blackened. I’ve posted drunk. So has Homer (multiple times…check the sig for one example). So has Anniz. So did all the DubDopers. lloyd’s a newbie. Cut him some slack, OK?
Lloyd is no newbie. This is the return of concrete. Don’t feed him, it only makes him more likely to come back.
Yes but…this time he sounded like a real person. Speaking as one of the people who responded to his recent “Of Scottish decent” thread, I have to say that he sounded REAL!
So how are they going to be able to deal with him if he sounds somewhat reasonable, and not like a jerk? It may be a LONG time before the mods get onto him. He has become crafty, IMHO.
And I feel like an idiot for falling for it, BTW.
Scotti
Scotti,
Do me a favor and email me…
I really hope this doesnt turn into another ‘adopt-a-troll’ program where we have to email techie if we are annoyed at someone.
I dont get it… I only open one out of twenty threads here, almost never read at fathom, and I can pick him out a mile away!
It isnt even hard. I picked him out as grimhacker, I told him tonight at fathom he wasnt fooling me …
Try not to be so gullible people, I have land for sale btw :D.
and concrete, you just cant get it can you?
Being nice doesnt make you allowed to post here. Duh.
Kelli, FUCK YOU,
Look I am not in the mood to put up with your petty little bullshit. You are a spec of scum in the world’s sea of life. You are one of the worst bitches on this board for scheming and thinking something is there that isn’t.
Take your little high school bullshit and kiss my ass would you? You have NO FUCKING CLUE AS TO WHY I ASKED SCOTTI TO EMAIL ME
You wander about both the SDMB and the 3FMB with a stick up your ass and frankly I am sick of your attitude. I would say more but I value both boards.
Look you are the one that is obsessed with him, not me, so get off your plastic throne and throw away your rhinestones and realize you don’t have all the answers as to why I asked her to email me.
Okay??? Fuck I have been holding this back for a looooong goddamn time Kelli, you just gave me the ammunition to let loose and I thank you.
I am done now…
BTW Kelli,
If you had asked rather than gone one lame ass “adopt-a-troll” issue or had you emailed me, you know I have at least TWO emails with which you can contact me, then I wouldn’t have gotten so pissed but you say and do things that are so you take on some level you have no idea…and this is in many of the postings I see. Not just this one.
I have stayed away from the subject for a specific reason, reasons that you can’t Fathom…got it?
Got the hint now???
God Damned you piss me off sometimes.
Kelli,
Liz was just being nice.
And I guess I am a dumb dumb, but I have managed to avoid this guy for months. I got sucked in this time because he changed his MO, and appeared to be a real person.
I am ashamed to say that even after the last post, all I thought was “How odd!” So maybe that makes me stupid, but it still didn’t occur to me that “Lloyd” was concrete.
I will NEVER understand what fuels people like that, and I guess I don’t want to.
Scotti
Scotti,
You are not a “dumb dumb”. You know the reason why I sent you the email.
These things happen and if anyone is the dumb dumb here it’s anyone that feeds into the whole thing by dedicating threads to such behavior. And she knows who she is…
If you innocently post that’s one thing but if you feed into it then that’s another. That’s what gets my goat.
Oh and for anyone that wants to fuck my goat, it’s $40.00 an hour.
Pot…Kettle…Black.
Whatever… :rolleyes:
Scotti, dont feel bad, I wouldnt even have opened a Lloyd thread, except I used to date a stalker Lloyd guy. At least
we didnt post our sympaties to him this time.
Kelli,
I am kind enough to take this to email for the sake of the rest of the board, so please read your email.
Hey! Now I have a pseudo-scientific explanation for why I’m compelled to say this!
Ladies, cut it out. Kelli, tell techie you’re sorry you picked a fight with her when you should know better.
techie, tell Kelli you’re sorry you rose to her bait so quickly when you should know better.
You two are like a couple of GUYS! Had your testosterone levels checked lately?
Hmmmm, Kiersey doesn’t have a type called “Snotty Idealist Healer.” 
Oh yeah, you are a real humanitarian.
You ream me out in public, then email me to rant some more. Dont email me again.
Kelli,
Fine, up to you…you are the queen of all that matters.
[sub]would it hurt my reputation if I were to admit I’m kinda enjoying this fight? I mean, most Pit fights are too wierd; too internet. OTOH, you two just plain can’t stand each other and are being real stoopidly bitchy with each other. It’s refreshingly real life.[/sub]
rubber…glue…Nah, that would be redundant.
Fine tech, you win, I give up, I suck, you rule.
I plead guilty of all you accuse me of in your email, all of it, and more!
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
Happy?
Oh wait, nothing ever makes you happy.
Maybe you drive your friends off because you are a total
psycho.
Or maybe my perspective is skewed from being forced to abandon my rhinstones.
Whatever, you win, I am BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Goodnight! 
< tech a psycho, imagine that >
“I fart in your general direction”…I am psycho for sure…
Answer my email, I said what is important to this scenario in there…so you refuse to discuss and continue to bring it to the boards…call me a bitch, a slut, a whore but I took this to email for reason…the boards need to be void of this.
Oh and drop
Shut the fuck up! This aint your battle.