This looks more like a MPSIMS sort of thing.
This is a shoe-in for a Darwin award.
heellllloooooooo, Mr. Voice! welcome to the boards!
though you don’t seem to quite have the hang of the board definitions, a moderator should be along shortly to relocate your humourous article link to it’s rightful home, MPSIMS.
[sub]PS, yosemitebabe. it wouldn’t be a darwin award- at the end it says that noone was hurt. would be a nice honorable mention, though.[/sub]
I don’t suppose ya’ll could give a poor, oppressed Commie that can’t access the site a short run down of what he did and the hilarity that ensued? 
— G. Raven
ROFL!
Thanks, that’s priceless! 
I just can’t figure out how he lived to tell the tale!
— G. Raven
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- I am trying to figure out how a stash of fireworks can launch an oven or blow out a wall. This smells more like a meth-making attempt to me. - MC
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But officer, if there were fireworks in there, would I throw a MATCH in?
You might, rabbit, you might…
Off to MPSIMS.
Who the hell decides to make lasagna at 3:00am?
It takes hours and by the time it’s ready, the munchies have passed or you’ve eaten the couch.
You’re obviously not a single male…
And not all Missourians fail to check the oven before preheating, after that hamburger disaster when i was in high school…
Sorry, Manhattan…
Also, why do you disallow authors of posts editing their messages?
OOPS! Forgot to thank y’all for the welcome. Glad you liked the story.
Here’s another one I found. This is from a PC support tech:
I took a call from a extremely frustrated customer. Believe it or not this is a actual call.
Tech: Thank you for calling _______. How can I help you?
Customer: This is the fifth time I am calling! This computer has never worked! Do you understand that I am losing business over this worthless computer? I cannot use this thing anymore! I give up on it! I am send it back!
Tech: Sir before you do, can i ask what the problem is?
Customer: Like I said nothing is working! Are you not listening to me? It says “LOW-GIN” with a cursor blinking. What the heck does “LOW-GIN” mean?
I had no other choice but to put the cutomer on hold while i let out one of the biggest laughs that i have had in a long while. I also let other techs listen in to this one.
Tech: Now let me get this stright sir, your screen is saying “LOW-GIN” with a cursor blinking?
Cutomer: YES
Tech: Do you mean “LOGIN”?
There was about 10 seconds of dead air.
Cutomer: (in a very low tone) I’m stupid.
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This happened in Kansas City. Makes me wonder…
Homer, have you been doing shrooms or trying to train monkey butlers again?
:eek: I swear it wasn’t me.
And if it was, I’d never admit it.
–Tim
bad tim!
bad!
no treat!
I thought you had to die to be eligible for a Darwin award…
Either die, or end up unable to reproduce. But there’s the runner-up category for people who do generally dumb things.
It was probably a frozen lasagna, and these guys were drunk.