lobstermonster, stick to flipping off little kids

Clearly he’s accusing you of being someone else’s sock. I’d have said I definitely didn’t think so until you responded with a) a failure to understand the accusation, and b) a misspelling of the other poster’s initials. Both are well known amateur tactics used to deflect suspicion.

I hope you aren’t a sock. I was kinda warming up to you. But now I’ll be wary.

Okay you guys are actually starting to wear me down. Is there even a way to prove that I exist?

You’ll excuse me if I don’t find innuendo coming from a 30+ year old virgin apropos of anything interesting.

Your lack of grammar and punctuation drives me batshit crazy, but that could just be my OCD talking.

And it doesn’t really make me think you’re an asshole, it just makes me think you’re an idiot, which in my book, is infinitely worse.

I suffer from solipsism. First you must prove that I exist. Everything else is easy.

Probably not.

I think the traditional method is:

  1. Use black marker to write unflattering and yet undeniably recent and pertinent message directed towards a poster or internet community on construction paper,
  2. Photograph self holding same, usually with middle finger(s) displayed Johnny Cash style, and then
  3. Upload and link photo to said community.

Personally I don’t care if you are a sock, your posts rock.

Wow, **Guin ** is getting her wish anyway, just not how she expected it.

If you are a sock you have me fooled and I strongly disliked QG.

Jim

Hmmm…would only work if we had a similar photo of QG to compare it to.

I’ve been here seven years and have seen so many people come and go I’ve lost track–who the fuck is QG?

Quiddity Glomfuster.

Quiddity Glomfuster.

Quiddity Glomfuster?

Kind of late on that one.

Well, I’ll be binge drinking at a dopefest coming up soon so that will have to be enough.

See here for a fairly comprehensive view. And I think Lobstermobster is pretty much the opposite of QG.

If past experience is any guide, I recommend against that. You’ve only encountered the tip of how petty some people here can be.

It’s enough for me. Hell, I’ll even buy you a beer.

And I will dazzle you with my razor sharp linguistic skills that are not so obvious here.

Oh, THAT QG. Never had a problem with her, myself.

That’s hot.