He can’t afford a maid, and don’t call him Shirley. 
whoa whoa whoa. I’m not doing anyones dishes. Especially not someone who told me to fuck off. I’m not that kind of girl.
So compelled that you can’t just throw the fucking things AWAY and move on with your life? Really? OK. Then we should all just shut up and stop trying to help you. You are under a doctor’s care and we are not doctors, so we are not qualified to discuss your situation. That about the size of it?
LM, you handled this very lame Pitting quite well. I expect it to turn into a lobster lovefest very soon, so get out your Paint brush…
Maybe you could take your mind off it. Perhaps you could increase the frequency of fucking yourself.
Sequential Posts!
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Not true. Some of us think you’re a bitch because of your regular diarrhea. Well, not the diarrhea itself, which can happen to anyone, but the fact that you’re always bragging about it and making those of us without diarrhea feel inferior.
Seriously, though, you should see a doctor.
Uh oh, Dad is mad at me. Check out the other thread.
From another thread.
Your stay here will last that much longer
Huh? I’m sorry, is someone as sarcastic and funny as lm being warned of being banned?
Nevermind
So you’re defending the assertation I’m asking about assuming?
Huh?
Okay, so I’m gald you’ve put in your vote to ban her.
gotcha yah!
don’t ban me!! I have good intentions. This hurts my feelings! rude!
I guess we should just ban her.
Interesting. Calling someone “crazy” and then wondering why they’re pissed at you.
oh no…I know
eta: people call me crazy all the time. where is my sympathy? and my power crystals? I really did want those
Meh, it had a “Lighten up, Francis” feel to it, if you ask me.
So you are intentional about this?
Calling someone crazy over drinks is entirely different than calling someone crazy in a tread about OCD and going on and on about power crystals.
You may be funny, but this isn’t.
Howard Hughes had a lot of money and he paid people to take care of his phobias, but with OCD, it only gets worse. So he really went downhill fast. With OCD, the more you give in and wash your hands, wash the dishes, clean the floor, count the number of wall tiles, etc. the more you feel you need to do the same action again, just to be sure, because, you never know . . .
Maybe there is an overdiagnosis of certain illnesses. I know that OCD is a sort of fashionable sort of thing to say to people that you have. It’s “amusing” to be able to be quirky because you can only eat pasta on odd numbered Thursdays. But I venture that people who do this are not really suffering from any disease. If they were, they’d know it’s a much more serious and painful experience. And they’d understand why when someone comes along talking about “power crystals” and accusations of laziness, it might be offensive.
All right. I am not a doctor, and far, far from it. But it sounds like your OCD compulsion is not to clean the dishes so they would be sufficient for brain surgery, but to keep a sinkful of dirty ones. Maybe you could start from there and work on it that way.
(It helps if I can visualize it as a sink of basically clean dishes. Whatever problems I have with getting these images from a message board, please do not disillusion me to tell me that you add gucky stuff to make it authentically a sink full of dishes rotting away.)