LOLMetal

Poking fun at extreme metal has never really been all that hard, really. It’s more than a little ridiculous. The latest iteration is still one of the funniest things I’ve seen lately.

Some of them are pretty good. Still not as awesome as kittehs though.

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I love the television reception picture.

I love the one with the four guys holding a candle stick.

“How many death metallers does it take to change a light bulb? FIVE.”

Nice.

I like “we founded ur beadazzler”

It’s just funny to see that much metal posing all in one place.

What’s Kelsey Grammer doing in the last picture on the first page?

Why, rockin’ out!!!

Holy shit, Tom Warrior does look like Kelsey Grammer. I need to go lie down.

Good stuff. Just today I learned of the existence of LOLPorn.

Srsly.

That…that isn’t what it sounds like…is it?

It can’t be…
…well…it’s the Internets. Yes it can be.

I too enjoyed, “We founded ur Bedazzler” particularly.

Also, “I made you a goat . . .” and “Oh hai we’re from the Matrix.”

That prevalent hand gesture kept making me think, “Invisible ball sack.” They all look like judges at the Eukanuba National Championship.

I intend to find out about that when I get home tonight. Not Googling that at work.

Or stealing Samoth’s invisible sandwich. One of the funniest things about those pics in the OP is that most of these dudes take themselves completely seriously as Really Evil Bad Dudes.

Agreed. As a matter of fact, it may be the very first thing I do when I set foot in the door.

Feh. Poking fun of black metal is like shooting fish in a barrel. They’re not even that scary-looking.

Wanna see scary? Check out this, this, or this!

Is that Kevin Smith at the far right in the second picture?
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