I know the OP was directed at “London Dopers” but meh, either way, the Olympics are not top of a lot of people’s agendas out here in Britain-at-large unless they are going to profit directly or are actually ticket holders. We are watching Lord Coe and, erm, Co. try to control every little thing about it, and apart from the fact we are helping pay for it, London England might as well be London Canada for all it will do for us, the great unwashed carrot-crunchers out here in BFME (Butt Fuck Middle England)
London is like a foreign country to most people, it’s nothing like the UK the rest of us live in, yet seems to demand a disproportionate amount of attention and our taxes for its little pet projects like this one. Maybe it’s the current financial climate, but more and more people I speak to couldn’t give a toss about London, Londoners, or the Olympics and wouldn’t be that upset if the Luftwaffe re-appeared out of a time-space wormhole and resumed work on re-modelling it.
It’s not the UK Olympics, it’s the London Olympics, so ner ner (although their sailing events have to take place in Portsmouth because there’s not much sea in London), that has been made quite clear, but we are still footing a hefty part of the bill. The powers-that-be have even trademarked the term “London Olympics 2012” and threatened a company which wanted to have an exhibition outside London at the same time as the Olympics, with legal action if they didn’t remove “2012” from their title. It seems they don’t want anyone cashing in on the Olympics! It’s their toy and we’re not allowed to play with it.
A Union boss who merely suggested that public sector workers might think about industrial action to protect their threatened pensions, at a time which might coincide with the Olympics, was roundly stamped on. Lord Coe et al are crapping themselves in case of anything like that, everyone has to be smiley, happy and multi-cultural.
I saw a T-shirt yesterday which had the Olympic rings logo replaced by some round bombs, fuses fizzing. I imagine shirts like that will go down like a turd in an Olympic-sized swimming pool if worn in, oooh, let’s say Finsbury Park mosque or somewhere. It’s OK though, the RAF are standing by with jet fighters if any unauthorised balloons go up. No, really.
I suspect they may have SAS hit squads to eliminate any pleb who dares to use the reserved motorway lanes which will speed competitors and “VIPs” back and forth without them having to sit in traffic like normal people. Quite right too.
It may be just me, and my cynical mates, but we’re kinda hoping for the odd total balls-up that will ensure Lord Coe has to slink off under a cloud rather than be lauded as England’s, sorry, London’s Olympic Hero. We do so like to see the Great and the Good knocked onto their smug arses.
I’m sure the papers have gloating headlines already written and ready to roll at the first sign of disaster, they got the taste from the Millennium Dome, and it might be a nice chance to hit out at a Govt who might be about to knock them down a peg or two, without them having to resort to dirty tricks, the whole world will be watching. (Apart from certainly my house in Warwickshire, I’d rather watch a dog pinch a loaf). Sod the Olympics.
Now, the Queen’s Jubilee, on the other hand…