Your choice of menu items doesn’t really provide any valuable clues as to your gender, dear.
NinjaChick was not among the ninja that slew my brother. Therefore, she is safe from my wrath. You, on the other hand, are starting to push your luck.
I’m not a ninja.
These are pyjamas .
That’s what they all say.
Let’s drop this charade. I know you want me. I’ve seen that look you give me when you think I’m busy coming up with new sig lines.
Your whole ninja-themed quest for vengeance is obviously a cover story to get close to me.
Well, it worked. You’re kinda cute.
claps twice: cue Barry White and clapper-operated disco lighting and wall-mounted champagne holder
Let’s get it on…
You start the thread by claiming I’m a man. Then you ask me to spare NinjaChick so you can see if she’s “Ninjalicious.” Now you’re flirting with me. I’ve heard of mixed signals before, but this is just getting ridiculous.
That is a lovely wall-mounted champagne holder, though.
Well, if you were illusive you would not exist. I think you should remain elusive. 
How many fingers did that ninja have?
Ironic, but that I only discovered that site last night. The joke that gets stale quickly, it was just still fresh for me though.
A thousand ninja-shaped apologies, sahib.
What? What? Ninjaliciousity isn’t a sexual thing, it’s purely a flavor thing.
I only have eyes for you.
Apologies unnecessary, ninja-shaped or otherwise. I just really hate cold soup.
**look!ninjas is… **
Really cute. And into filmmaking.
Ah so. Johnny LA , you have insulted my honor in my own flirt thread. I challenge you to ninja battle to death. <all said in Master Splinter hoarse-rat voice>
Choose your weapon- haddock or tuna.
Hah! Arriflexes at 10m-to-infinity at f.11!
EXT. COURTYARD, DAY. An angry DUTCHBOY208 looks dubiously at the cameras JOHNNY L.A. has selected for their duel…
And also a kickass writer. Oh yeah, and really cute.
It’s quite possible that “dubiously” and my username were the only words I understood from that post.
Oh, I got “Hah!” too.
Isn’t a photograph-off kind of unfair? I mean, one of us is bound to end up with the sun at his back, or highlighting his good side…
…Silence, you mere mortal! It is not wise to question the grammer of those swifter and mightier than thou!
Anyway, I’m a ninja. Maybe I don’t exist, and you can’t prove it. Nyah-nyah. 
Hah. That’s what you think.
Hey, I have an Orange belt in TKD!
[sub]Not to mention vastly superior firepower.[/sub] 
Bring on the Ninjaliciousity!
You and your silly orange belt and your firepower. I’m a ninja. And a 1st-dan in your own art. Respect your seniors, ninjaliciousity aside!
Haven’t had a lesson in six years.