The Seventh Seal has been broken. According to Coming Attractions, Keanu Reeves has been cast to play Superman in the new Superman Movie. Go to the link above, and then to the Superman Lives/Reborn section.
What is it about this role and guys named Reeve[s]?
Great. Wonderful movie to show off Keanu’s “confused tough guy” look.
Good thing he doesn’t have to face The Riddler.
R: “Stuporman, why did the chicken cross the road?”
- closeup of Keanu scratching his head while Riddler runs away
same scene 10 minutes later *
S: “I dunno. Hey, where’d he go???”
Good lord…Even Timothy Daly would have been a better choice. Sean Connery would do better then Keanu. Hell, CHRISTOPHER Reeve would be a better Superman. Today. In his present state.
(Who am I kidding? GEORGE Reeves would be better than Keanu in his present state. Just put a wig on him and put some muscle padding in his jumpsuit.)