Look what was just delivered to my office...

[Dunderman]

@alice_in_wonderland

So - the package is for someone else, who apparently has my IRL name (oddly enough).

However, the address provided by that person, or the person who ordered the item for her, is invalid - in fact, it doesn’t exist. So UPS looked up the name, got me and delivered it to my office. As far as they’re concerned, their job is done. They got a package for My IRL Name, delivered it to My IRL Name, end of story.

What do they do when they get a package for John Smith and the address is invalid? Deliver it to the first John Smith they find?

[alice_in_wonderland]

@Priceguy

What do they do when they get a package for John Smith and the address is invalid? Deliver it to the first John Smith they find?

I have a REALLY odd IRL name. Frankly, I’m quite amazed that there’s another one.

Featherlou - It has elastic in sort of key places, so I imagine you could haul it of in a hurry.

[Zachlee]

I think we all should send random bits of fetish to total strangers a couple of times a year.

Just look at how much joy this one has brought to so many people already, and unless Alice has had a Really Good Weekend, it hasn’t even fulfilled its purpose yet!

I’m gonna send c**k rings to Dick Cheney. Then he won’t be dropping off to sleep so easy.

[Shirley_Ujest]

It’s all related to a classic Pit thread in a cosmic sorta way.

[Cat_Whisperer]

Thanks, Shirley. How could we have forgotten about scrotumy goodness?

[alice_in_wonderland]

@featherlou

Thanks, Shirley. How could we have forgotten about scrotumy goodness?

I never do this, but I have to say Scrotumy Goodness really would be a fabulous band name.

[ShibbOleth]

@Katriona

I got a rock.

Really? I got wood.

[Zjestika]

What really baffles me is that in any universe that little number would be one size fits all. I can see one size fits all for a bathrobe, but bras are notoriously hard to find the right size. I mean, even discounting cup size, which doesn’t seem applicable in this case anyway, could both a 32 and 38 wear this? Aaaaaaagh!!

For some reason one size fits all bras completely oveload my circuits, and not in a good way. Its like comprehending infinity. I have to go lie down.

ZJ

[alice_in_wonderland]

@Zjestika

could both a 32 and 38 wear this? Aaaaaaagh!!

There is elastic and string. 32 or 38 would have no trouble. A, B, C, D, DD - no problem.

[Emilio_Lizardo]

There are worse things to get in the mail. I just got $9,000 worth of some strangers hospital bills. I don’t think I’m going to pay them, though.

[Lok]

@Emilio Lizardo

There are worse things to get in the mail. I just got $9,000 worth of some strangers hospital bills. I don’t think I’m going to pay them, though.

Damn, I guess I will try someone else then.

[bouv]

@alice_in_wonderland

And I absolutely did not try anything on last night with my CFM boots and strut around. At all.

CFM boots?

<insert sexist male comment about sexy lingerie and you here>