Now when you wear it, you won’t be the only person walking about the department with one’s wang hanging out.
What?
My husband says thanks, alice. I ordered a black leather and pink ribbon set from that site. It’s sexy-cute, which what I like to go for. He’s looking forward to its arrival.
Heh - very good.
I think when fetish wear randomly drops in your lap, so to speak, it’s the universe’s way of telling you that you need more excitement in your life.
I’m sorry, WHAAA ?? :::boggle::: !
Yep. It’s true.
wang on parade.
Just don’t treat it like a pinata.
bah! it could use a good wack with a stick - maybe then he’d learn to keep it in his pants.
There are few things more pathetic than an old fart in his 60’s thinking that a bunch of 20 something coeds are interested in seeing his shriveled up old pecker.
I have to ask: he literally hangs it out his fly? or he wears shorts without underwear and it shows when he sits down? And is he insane?
:: finally gets chance to check link in OP ::
:: blink ::
An anonymous stranger sent you that? At work?!
Yike! I’d have severe hesitation sending it to the office of someone I knew intimately!
If it wasn’t a mistake, and it really isn’t from someone you know and appreciate such things from, it’s… creepy.
:: rereads whole thread ::
Oh. You established that it was for someone else. With your same rare RL name. And UPS delivered it to the only alice_in_wonderland they could find. Oh well. Though it still seems …odd.
Still, at least you were the confused victim, so to speak. This isn’t nearly as embarassing as leaving a new sketchbook in a phone booth, said sketchbook containing only two things: a) a drawing of a Giant Gasoline-powered Dildo, and b) one’s business card… and then going in to work the next Monday and finding that someone had dropped it off at the front desk.
Not that that has ever happened so anyone I know. Nossir. Not me.
He wears teeny, tiny running shorts, even when it’s minus 40, and lectures with his foot up on a chair or table so his dick hangs out the side of the shorts.
He’s pathetic, gross and nasty. And yes, insane as well.
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Damn this having a visual imagination. I need to scrub the inside of my brain with bleach now.
Write his name all over the outside of a new package, with the same bad address, and send it via UPS.
Simplicity, that’s the ticket.
Of course, he might wear the damned thing to work.
Tris
Wait…old peckers are shriveled up?! This is why I’m going through the humiliation of dating at 51?! I gotta rethink this…
Sounds like he could use a “new package.” Unfortunately, his gear would probably just fall out of the thong, as well.
And in this day and age no student has thought to pay their tuition by suing?
Oddly enough, no.
It’s the sort of thing that seems so accidental that it would be tough to prove he’s doing it on purpose. Ya know what I mean?
My only solace is that fact that now I’m in my 30s, I’m too old for him. When I started when I was 21, he used to come on to me all the time. At least theres ONE benefit of aging…
Do you think anyone could embarrass him into being a little more careful about how well-wrapped his package is? LIke someone putting up their hand in class and saying very clearly, “Professor X, are you aware that your penis is hanging out of your shorts?”
And that outfit looks kinda painful. But maybe that’s the point…
I don’t think you’re actually supposed to wear it for very long. 
Ah. It’s all clear now. So, is it kind of…complicated to get off? Cause that might be a bad thing, too.
