So, I would like a Master.
And I see Cecil Adams has a status of Perfect Master. Wow, a Perfect Master.
Cecil are you into leather? Latex?
Now, I should say I am not gay, but I am willing to learn for the Perfect Master.
Oh this thread could get interesting…
You want a master…
what makes you think a master wants you?
If your wanting to be a slave… what exactly does that entail?
You get bosses around whiped spanked and buggered?
Or more like a source of cheap labour like many Martha Steward sweatshops in the 90’s?
CUrious minds just gotta know.
When the student is ready, the master will appear.
All I wanna know is… does it involve whipped cream?
Nah, whipped cream is so 1980’s. These days, it’s all about creamed corn.
The most improtant question in BDSM for an aspiring slave is
Why do you want a master?
Think carefully, and answer truthfuly.
MMMMMMMMMMMM! creamed corn. Can I get some whipped potatoes to go with it?
I don’t think you deserve whipped potatoes. And don’t go begging, you know how that annoys me. Now go back into the timeout corner, and ask FCM for forgiveness. Molasses, pah, I’ll give you Molasses.
waits patiently in the corner to see what masters crawl out of the woodwork
Are you ever going to contribute anything worthwhile?
Maybe something kinda-sorta thought provoking would be fine.
This crap is getting tedious.
The Golfer is not gay, but is willing to learn. You wouldn’t really be Bill Murray, would you?
Kricket Masters don’t crawl.
(unless of course they are switch, and not being a master at the time).
If you are anywhere near SF, are you going to the Fettish Ball this Saturday?
I’m a lovely sub.
Wow I was right…
Title and subject in perfect harmony.
<sets up a stand in the peanut gallery and starts selling cups of beer for 4$ each>
“Wick my boots, you wascawwy swave!”
--Elmer Fudd, Top
Well, I’m a bit of a dom at times, but I’ve not found the right person to really go exploring too deeply with. Most of my companions in the past were more timid than I, and beyond that, I’ve been single and enjoyed that status for a good while now. So, nyeah nyeah nyeah.
To be student you must first answer this question, young grasshoppa…
If change bring success, why do successful stay same?
Wow, you are lovely. Are you really a sub?
Sure she is. Jared lost 137 lbs. snacking on her.
::D&R::
No Sir, this girl is in Iowa and sadly too far to attend.
And this girl thanks you for correcting her about the crawling. i was so excited about seeing what Masters would appear that i forgot my place.
It is good to be eager, but you should not let the excitement go to your head. I do appreciate woodwork though, so you were half correct. I love rose wood, teak, and mahogany for furniture, Willow also has its uses.