Looking for a song

I heard a song on the radio the other day. I wish I could remember the exact lyrics so I could search for it. It was a country song. Basically, the singing guy was wishing he could be like a saddle (or jeans?) so he could be between or close to his two favorite places…his horse’s back and his girlfriend’s crotch. It was NOT Garth Brooks’ "Cowgirl’s Saddle " but he expresses similar desires to be close to both places he liked…
I have searched a lot of lyrics sites w/o luck…possibly because I cannot remember the exact lyrics…only the gist of the song…
Any help out there from you music aficionados? Thanx !

What kind of song was it? It wasn’t Pony by Genuwine was it?

Horse’s back, girlfriend’s crotch. That’s some gist.

:: …decides to look up gist for real… Etymology is perfect. :slight_smile: Plus synonym “meat.”:
gist
jist/
noun
noun: gist; plural noun: gists
1.
the substance or essence of a speech or text.
“she noted the gist of each message”
synonyms: essence, substance, central theme, heart of the matter, nub, kernel, marrow, meat, burden, crux; More
2.
LAW
the real point of an action.
“damage is the gist of the action and without it the plaintiff must fail”
Origin

early 18th century: from Old French, third person singular present tense of gesir ‘to lie,’ from Latin jacere . The Anglo-French legal phrase cest action gist ‘this action lies’ denoted that there were sufficient grounds to proceed; gist was adopted into English denoting the grounds themselves (sense 2).

Thanx Joey P for a fast response! It was a Country/Western song…didn’t sound recent. Not “Pony” by Ginuwine…

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This?

Maybe Big & Rich’s “Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy?”

Peter Morris: Along that line, but more of a humorous/dirty country song…I checked that one out already…still looking. Thanx for your help!

Missy2U: Nope, that isn’t it either…thanx! IF I ever find it, I will post it here…