Looking for jokes: What do you get when you cross X with Y?

[PlainJain]

What do you get if you cross a rooster with another rooster?
Two cross roosters.

[BobLibDem]

What do you get if you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer?

One hundred sowsand bucks.

[Mr.Duality]

How do catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

From The New York City Cabdriver’s Jokebook, a personally recommended read.

[DadWagonDriver]

The default answer is, of course:

“I don’t know, but I sure as hell hope it doesn’t move in next door!”
MacGruber!

[Randy_Seltzer]

@Gary "Wombat" Robson

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
A. Elephino

@Malacandra

[math geek]
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
|elephant||banana| sin q

@cochrane

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?The Second Punic War!