There’s nothing on that little ledge in front of the rear window of my Saturn. Not one darn thing.
Should there be?
If so, what?
It just looks so… so bare. I feel I’m not being all that I can be regarding interior automobile decoratin’.
Oh yeah, and I’m male.
Put a giant stuffed snake there.
Unless you have a real one that you think would stay put, that is.
First of all, here’s my drained-processionals-on-a-cloned-gorse disclaimer: “Anything placed on the shelf inside the rear window should be securely anchored, lest it lop off your ear in a crash.”
Well, you could get a Winky The Cat from J.C. Whitney. The eyes of this traditional favorite are wired into the turn signals and brake lights. 
Another popular item is a dead bee, bleached by the sun. There’s also the Calvin Peeing on a suction-cup Garfield with a number 3 embroidered on his ample belly and a wee US flag in his paw.
Nothing! Nothing should be there except the occasional dead fly. And that shouldn’t be there for more than a week.
Interior automobile decoration is SO tacky!
Cthulu rides in the front seat next to me. Without a seat belt (he’s such a rebel).
Nothing in my back windowledge - then again, I have a station wagon, so there is NO back windowledge. Though I do have a large plastic gecko that sits on the dashboard.
You could put a roll of paper towels back there. I always see that in a lot of the older folks’ cars’ back windowledges.
Naw, don’t put anything there. It’ll decapitate you! I know, it happened to me once…
Shouldn’t you see Lars Thorwald smoking a cigar in the dark?
Isn’t that where your gun rack is supposed to go?
Kat - Well, I could use duct tape. Now if I could only get close enough to a snake to catch it… hmmm
AskNott - Aha, a Blinky the Cat, you say. Humm, humm… Well, I do like weird gadgetry, although I wonder if it would be something everyone would want to steal, in which case… Never mind.
screech-owl! Good god! How old do you think I am! A roll of paper towels, indeed! What am I to do with it, smack bad motorists upside the head?
Hmmm, this is touch since I don’t have a rear window shelf in my car …
Perhaps a bobble head doll velcro’d down. Yeah, that’s it… a Chipper Jones Bobble Head.
or … you could recreate the skyline of some city back there… and and and … put a little godzilla.
What No??? You don’t like my ideas??? see if I ever try to help ya again!
ugh… damn typos.
You mean like the typo in your sig? Heh. Heh. Heh.
Behave … or I’ll let it slip that what you really have on that window ledge is a box of kleenex.
Better yet, watch it or the bobble head goes into the mail!
I still like the godzilla idea.