Loopy Limericks

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2948

John Ignatius had the kindest heart.
He excelled at making abstract art.
When some asked “What is it?”
He said “Gaze just a bit”

2949

John Ignatius had the kindest heart.
He excelled at making abstract art.
When some asked “What is it?”
He said “Gaze just a bit”
“With crossed eyes to see a magic part”

There once was a hooker named Belle

2950

There once was a hooker named Belle
Who serviced unusual clientele

2951

There once was a hooker named Belle
Who serviced unusual clientele
She’d dress up like a fish

2952

There once was a hooker named Belle
Who serviced unusual clientele
She’d dress up like a fish
Then grant her john’s wish

2953

There once was a hooker named Belle
Who serviced unusual clientele
She’d dress up like a fish
Then grant her john’s wish
To have sex with a trout! What the hell…
There once was a man from Blawnox

2954

There once was a man from Blawnox
Who through crossbreeding made a prawn-ox

2955

There once was a man from Blawnox
Who through crossbreeding made a prawn-ox
Though it’s size was impressive

2956

There once was a man from Blawnox
Who through crossbreeding made a prawn-ox
Though it’s size was impressive
Intellect it had less of

2957

There once was a man from Blawnox
Who through crossbreeding made a prawn-ox
Though it’s size was impressive
Intellect it had less of
But it was quite unorthodox.

Xavier Simple had a dimple.

2958

Xavier Simple had a dimple
That some days looked more like a pimple

2959

Xavier Simple had a dimple
That some days looked more like a pimple
On the tip of his nose

2960

Xavier Simple had a dimple
That some days looked more like a pimple
On the tip of his nose
And red as a rose

2961

Xavier Simple had a dimple
That some days looked more like a pimple
On the tip of his nose
And red as a rose
To distract from it, he wore a wimple.

I’ve decided to give up being a nun

2962

I’ve decided to give up being a nun,
I’ve kicked the habit and run.

2963

I’ve decided to give up being a nun,
I’ve kicked the habit and run
To the land of bright sun

2964

I’ve decided to give up being a nun,
I’ve kicked the habit and run
To the land of bright sun
(If you’ll pardon the pun)

2965

I’ve decided to give up being a nun,
I’ve kicked the habit and run
To the land of bright sun
(If you’ll pardon the pun)
I hope you’ll forgive me everyone.

Winny came from West Coat Ranch,

2966

Winny came from West Coat Ranch,
Yearning for the executive branch

2967

Winny came from West Coat Ranch,
Yearning for the executive branch
she was very determined