Loopy Limericks

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Winny came from West Coat Ranch,
Yearning for the executive branch
she was very determined
To be wined and dined and ermined

2969

Winny came from West Coat Ranch,
Yearning for the executive branch
she was very determined
To be wined and dined and ermined
Too bad she died in an avalanche.

I just spotted a clown in the woods.

2970

I just spotted a clown in the woods.
With a basket of obscene baked goods

2971

I just spotted a clown in the woods.
With a basket of obscene baked goods
It makes me so jealous

2972

I just spotted a clown in the woods.
With a basket of obscene baked goods
It makes me so jealous
When he climbed up my trellis

2973

I just spotted a clown in the woods.
With a basket of obscene baked goods
It makes me so jealous
When he climbed up my trellis
And left Dick Cakes in my neighborhood.

I turned left at Albuquerque

2974

Delete this one. I’m second

2975

I turned left at Albuquerque
Knowing nothing of taxidermy.

2976

I turned left at Albuquerque
To buy some more venison jerky

2977

Since Cardigan and I were within a minute of each others’ post, and to avoid confusion, why not go with Cardigan’s post. I am herewith deleting mine..

2978

I turned left at Albuquerque
To buy some more venison jerky
It seemed so enticing

2979

I turned left at Albuquerque
To buy some more venison jerky
It seemed so enticing
Like sweet cakes with icing

2980

I turned left at Albuquerque
To buy some more venison jerky
It seemed so enticing
Like sweet cakes with icing
An analogy that strikes some as murky

I remember the back seat of my Chevy

2981

I remember the back seat of my Chevy
How I had many chicks there, a bevy

2982

I remember the back seat of my Chevy
How I had many chicks there, a bevy
I never drew the line

2983

I remember the back seat of my Chevy
How I had many chicks there, a bevy
I never drew the line
Some were not so fine

2984

I remember the back seat of my Chevy
How I had many chicks there, a bevy
I never drew the line
Some were not so fine
Plain or cute, tall or short, thin or heavy.

I once knew a girl named Lucille

2985

I once knew a girl named Lucille
Who would give out a particular squeal

2986

I once knew a girl named Lucille
Who would give out a particular squeal
Whenever she boffed

2987

I once knew a girl named Lucille
Who would give out a particular squeal
Whenever she boffed
A dwarf in a loft