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If you just take a moment to think
Why other folks farts always stink
But your own are so sweet

3690

If you just take a moment to think
Why other folks farts always stink
But your own are so sweet
And delightfully discreet

3691

If you just take a moment to think
Why other folks farts always stink
But your own are so sweet
And delightfully discreet…
You fart proudly! No reason to slink.

I’m not sure I can comprehend

-“BB”-

3692

I’m not sure I can comprehend
Why my kids put me in a Depend

3693

I’m not sure I can comprehend
Why my kids put me in a Depend
Now I can’t smell my farts

3694

I’m not sure I can comprehend
Why my kids put me in a Depend
Now I can’t smell my farts
And my gray underparts

3695

I’m not sure I can comprehend
Why my kids put me in a Depend
Now I can’t smell my farts
And my gray underparts
Kids, please rend this Depend from my end!

The cornfield was grim and foreboding

3696

The cornfield was grim and foreboding
And my resolve was quickly eroding

3697

The cornfield was grim and foreboding
And my resolve was quickly eroding
When the scarecrow said “Boo!”

3698

The cornfield was grim and foreboding
And my resolve was quickly eroding
When the scarecrow said “Boo!”
“Step right up to me, you two.”

3699

The cornfield was grim and foreboding
And my resolve was quickly eroding
When the scarecrow said “Boo!”
“Step right up to me, you two.
And I’ll teach you about Algol coding."

A ghost couldn’t bump in the night

3700

A ghost couldn’t bump in the night
Without giving a terrible fright

3701

A ghost couldn’t bump in the night
Without giving a terrible fright
But during the day

3702

A ghost couldn’t bump in the night
Without giving a terrible fright.
But during the day
It put on a display

3703

A ghost couldn’t bump in the night
Without giving a terrible fright.
But during the day
It put on a display
Of jive dancing that was outta sight!

A young lady whose first name was Ruby

-“BB”-

3704

A young lady whose first name was Ruby
Who was, I’m afraid, quite a noobie

3705

A young lady whose first name was Ruby
Who was, I’m afraid, quite a noobie
At Walmart, she’d flirt

3706

A young lady whose first name was Ruby
Who was, I’m afraid, quite a noobie
At Walmart, she’d flirt
With the manager–Kurt

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A young lady whose first name was Ruby
Who was, I’m afraid, quite a noobie
At Walmart, she’d flirt
With the manager–Kurt
By flashing the tatt on her boobie

A protestor carried a sign

3708

A protestor carried a sign
That read “give me what’s rightfully mine!”