Loopy Limericks

I will say here that our collaborative efforts have yielded a small trove of good, humorous rhymes.
Which is unusual, as there is a school of thought that says the only good limericks are dirty ones.
In fact, there is even a limerick to express that belief:

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones are seldom so comical.

The next time someone tries to tell me that, I shall direct them to this thread.

IN PLAY:

She cried as she took off her glasses,
She simply was one of those lasses (reversed these two words to better fit the meter)
Who was ever afraid

-“BB”-

Bicycle_Bill I was almost expecting that, but opted not to change it, based on the many other unorthodox offerings here. Didn’t think strict adherence to meter was a requirement in this thread. I’ll try to be more mindful before I put another one into play.

Bicycle_Bill I was almost expecting that, but opted not to change it, based on the many other unorthodox offerings here. Didn’t think strict adherence to meter was a requirement in this thread. I’ll try to be more mindful before I put another one into play.

It guess it really doesn’t … I’ll just blame it on my CDO.

That’s the acronym for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder … in ALPHABETICAL ORDER, like it damn well should be!!

-“BB”-

Since instigating this thread (approximately seven years ago) there have been many times when I would have loved to have made corrections to poorly crafted contributions.
However, to my mind , the spirit of the game demands that no-one edits the efforts of others, even if what is offered is not the best possibility or is, as far as actually being a limerick, just plain wrong.
In the ‘Game Rules’ that I originally proposed I suggested that an amendment would only be made to a contribution if it was so ‘wrong’ that it sabotaged the entire verse.
So, I humbly suggest that this be borne in mind.

She cried as she took off her glasses,
She simply was one of those lasses
Who was ever afraid
She would never get laid

She cried as she took off her glasses,
She simply was one of those lasses
Who was ever afraid
She would never get laid
'Cause she feared she’d not see a man’s passes.

A numismatist whose name was Rich

-“BB”-

A numismatist whose name was Rich
Was left to die in a ditch

A numismatist whose name was Rich
Was left to die in a ditch.
Though he found a rare dime

A numismatist whose name was Rich
Was left to die in a ditch.
Though he found a rare dime
There just wasn’t time

A numismatist whose name was Rich
Was left to die in a ditch.
Though he found a rare dime
There just wasn’t time
To cash in the son-of-a-bitch.

I inherited a huge vat of pickles

I inherited a huge vat of pickles,
Worth less than a barrel of nickels

I inherited a huge vat of pickles,
Worth less than a barrel of nickels
So I ate them with cheese

I inherited a huge vat of pickles,
Worth less than a barrel of nickels
So I ate them with cheese
Which caused me to sneeze

I inherited a huge vat of pickles,
Worth less than a barrel of nickels
So I ate them with cheese
Which caused me to sneeze . . .
Oh, look, can you see Nichelle Nichols!

I missed last night’s meteor shower

I missed last night’s meteor shower
It passed as I ran up a tower

I missed last night’s meteor shower
It passed as I ran up a tower.
No spatial debris

-“BB”-

I missed last night’s meteor shower
It passed as I ran up a tower.
No spatial debris
Landed on me

I missed last night’s meteor shower
It passed as I ran up a tower.
No spatial debris
Landed on me
Though it made my ears ring for an hour

A farm girl was milking a cow

A farm girl was milking a cow
When the teat that she yanked went “kapow!”

A farm girl was milking a cow
When the teat that she yanked went “kapow!”
She was thrown 'cross the barn