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The strangler apologized for the smell.
He knew that his glands were not well
With his hands to her throat
He said to her, quote:
‘Just what happens now? Who can tell?’
So she took a deep breath, and she sighed

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So she took a deep breath, and she sighed,
‘I too have a secret to hide’

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So she took a deep breath, and she sighed,
‘I too have a secret to hide.
I quite like your clutch’.

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So she took a deep breath, and she sighed,
‘I too have a secret to hide.
I quite like your clutch’.
Don’t use a light touch

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So she took a deep breath, and she sighed,
‘I too have a secret to hide.
I quite like your clutch’.
Don’t use a light touch
Twas the last thing she said ere she died.

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There once was a man who loved cats,

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So she took a deep breath, and she sighed
'I too have a secret to hide
I quite like your clutch
Don’t use a light touch
Squeeze not like Bonnie but Clyde
ETA: Dang it!

428

There once was a man who loved cats,
And carbs and proteins and fats

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There once was a man who loved cats,
And carbs and proteins and fats
But his passion for sugar

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nm.

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I must say that ‘sugar’s’ a bit of a challenge!
There once was a man who loved cats,
And carbs and proteins and fats
But his passion for sugar
Caused this silly buggar

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There once was a man who loved cats,
And carbs and proteins and fats
But his passion for sugar
Caused this silly buggar
To choke on some candied rats

A mechanic from over in town,

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A mechanic from over in town
Was caught wearing his wife’s evening gown

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A mechanic from over in town
Was caught wearing his wife’s evening gown
His young bride was in shock

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A mechanic from over in town
Was caught wearing his wife’s evening gown
His young bride was in shock
At the size of his cock

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A mechanic from over in town
Was caught wearing his wife’s evening gown
His young bride was in shock
At the size of his cock
But his color sense earned him a frown

A mahout from Uttar Pradesh

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A mahout from Uttar Pradesh
Was allergic to elephant flesh

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A mahout from Uttar Pradesh
Was allergic to elephant flesh
So he tried ridding a hippo

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A mahout from Uttar Pradesh
Was allergic to elephant flesh
So he tried ridding a hippo
Who’s nickname was Zippo

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A mahout from Uttar Pradesh
Was allergic to elephant flesh
So he tried ridding a hippo
Who’s nickname was Zippo
While saying a prayer to Ganesh

A policeman was eating a donut,

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A policeman was eating a donut,
Watching a striptease show, but