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A policeman was eating a donut,
Watching a striptease show, but
Something went wrong

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A policeman was eating a donut,
Watching a striptease show, but
Something went wrong
And he noticed her thong

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A policeman was eating a donut,
Watching a striptease show, but
Something went wrong
And he noticed her thong
Got caught in the cleft of her low butt.
There once was a fool with a snake

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There once was a fool with a snake
Who thought he should hit it with a rake

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There once was a fool with a snake
Who thought he should hit it with a rake
The snake said, 'You fool

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There once was a fool with a snake
Who thought he should hit it with a rake
The snake said, 'You fool,
You’ll buckle your tool,

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There once was a fool with a snake
Who thought he should hit it with a rake
The snake said, 'You fool,
You’ll buckle your tool,
That’ll be twice now you’ve made that mistake!

The surrealist made it a point,

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The surrealist made it a point,
To thank Dali while smoking a joint

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The surrealist made it a point,
To thank Dali while smoking a joint.
If his clock went floppy

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The surrealist made it a point,
To thank Dali while smoking a joint.
If his clock went floppy
And hung limp, like toffee

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The surrealist made it a point,
To thank Dali while smoking a joint.
If his clock went floppy
And hung limp, like toffee
It ment there was a fly in the oint.
A snake-charmer back in Calcutta

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A snake-charmer back in Calcutta
Had an asp with a terrible stutta.

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A snake-charmer back in Calcutta
Had an asp with a terrible stutta
So he taught it to sing

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A snake-charmer back in Calcutta
Had an asp with a terrible stutta.
So he taught it to sing
By playing a string

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A snake-charmer back in Calcutta
Had an asp with a terrible stutta.
So he taught it to sing
By playing a string
He found last night in the gutta
The red-headed boy sat thinking

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The red-headed boy sat thinking
About all the rum he’d be drinking

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The red-headed boy sat thinking
About all the rum he’d be drinking.
And how, on the tenth shot

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The red-headed boy sat thinking
About all the rum he’d be drinking.
And how, on the tenth shot
He’d become quite the sot

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The red-headed boy sat thinking
About all the rum he’d be drinking.
And how, on the tenth shot
He’d become quite the sot
And forgot that the Pequod was sinking.
Take your shoes off when going to bed

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Take your shoes off when going to bed
Especially the night you are wed