Take your shoes off when going to bed
Especially the night you are wed
The sheets will stay cleaner,
Take your shoes off when going to bed
Especially the night you are wed
The sheets will stay cleaner,
As you unleash your wiener
Take your shoes off when going to bed
Especially the night you are wed
The sheets will stay cleaner,
As you unleash your wiener
And eat it with mustard and bread.
There was an old lady from York
There was an old lady from York
Whose son was kind of a dork
There was an old lady from York
Whose son was kind of a dork.
He kept a pet pig
There was an old lady from York
Whose son was kind of a dork.
He kept a pet pig
And was kind of a prig
There was an old lady from York
Whose son was kind of a dork.
He kept a pet pig
And was kind of a prig
but had no compunctions of poking the pork.
The bears in Yellowstone Park,
There was an old lady from York
Whose son was kind of a dork.
He kept a pet pig
And was kind of a prig
'Cos he would only talk to the pork.
(Trumped, but it was another possibility)
The bears in Yellowstone Park,
Crap in the woods, in the dark
The bears in Yellowstone Park,
Crap in the woods, in the dark
And since there’s no Charmin,
The bears in Yellowstone Park,
Crap in the woods, in the dark
And since there’s no Charmin,
I guess there’s no harm in
The bears in Yellowstone Park,
Crap in the woods, in the dark
And since there’s no Charmin,
I guess there’s no harm in
Them wiping their butts on the bark.
A wizened old lama in Nepal
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A wizened old lama in Nepal
Teamed up with a brassy gun moll
A wizened old lama in Nepal
Teamed up with a brassy gun moll
"We’ll get to Nirvana
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A wizened old lama in Nepal
Teamed up with a brassy gun moll
"We’ll get to Nirvana,
Then, with a banana
Nice!
Great, again, to see a little Feedback. It is always welcome, from anybody.
Some of these, through pure serendipity, are turning out as minor masterpieces.
It’s not my turn but I’d love to write the last line here as -
A wizened old lama in Nepal
Teamed up with a brassy gun moll
"We’ll get to Nirvana,
Then, with a banana
They went to a bank for a roll.
Alas, it isn’t my turn. And so that the thread isn’t buried in the small-talk, here it is, still awaiting completion -
***A wizened old lama in Nepal
Teamed up with a brassy gun moll
"We’ll get to Nirvana,
Then, with a banana ***
A wizened old lama in Nepal
Teamed up with a brassy gun moll
“We’ll get to Nirvana,
Then, with a banana
We’ll stick up Eternity, doll!”
As A-Rod was playing 3rd base,
As A-Rod was playing 3rd base,
He spied in the bleachers, the face
As A-Rod was playing 3rd base,
He spied in the bleachers, the face
Of a girl he once did