Loopy Limericks

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4429

There was a young jockey called Pete
Who rode in the saddle so sweet

4430

There was a young jockey called Pete
Who rode in the saddle so sweet
His horses all flew

4431

There was a young jockey called Pete
Who rode in the saddle so sweet
His horses all flew
Like sunlight through the dew

4432

There was a young jockey called Pete
Who rode in the saddle so sweet
His horses all flew
Like sunlight through the dew
Other riders were loathe to compete.

There was an old lady named Maisie

4433

There was an old lady named Maisie
Everyone said she was crazy

4434

There was an old lady named Maisie
Everyone said she was crazy
When she married a horse

4435

There was an old lady named Maisie
Everyone said she was crazy
When she married a horse
Then filed for divorce

4436

There was an old lady named Maisie
Everyone said she was crazy
When she married a horse
Then filed for divorce
And took him for every last daisy

I just won a backstage pass

4437

I just won a backstage pass
Which I’m keeping safe stuffed in my ass

4438

I just won a backstage pass
Which I’m keeping safe stuffed in my ass
I need my hands free.

4439

I just won a backstage pass
Which I’m keeping safe stuffed in my ass
I need my hands free.
If I need to pee

4440

I just won a backstage pass
Which I’m keeping safe stuffed in my ass
I need my hands free.
If I need to pee
Or polish my balls made of brass.

When the conductor asked for my ticket

4441

When the conductor asked for my ticket
I told him where he could stick it

4442

When the conductor asked for my ticket
I told him where he could stick it
He replied, with a frown

4443

When the conductor asked for my ticket
I told him where he could stick it
He replied, with a frown
I’ve never been to that town

4444

When the conductor asked (me) for my ticket
I told him (just) where he could stick it.
He replied, with a frown,
“I’ve never been to that town –
This is certainly one sticky wicket!”
…(with a couple small adjustments to improve the meter)

What has happened with modern cartoons?

-“BB”-

4445

What has happened with modern cartoons?
They appear to be written by buffoons

4446

What has happened with modern cartoons?
They appear to be written by buffoons
The dialog’s dippy

4447

What has happened with modern cartoons?
They appear to be written by buffoons
The dialog’s dippy
And the colours too trippy

4448

What has happened with modern cartoons?
They appear to be written by buffoons
The dialog’s dippy
And the colours too trippy
And the characters all move like balloons.

George Santos has finally been indicted