Loopy Limericks

George Santos has finally been indicted
Now the torches will be ignited

George Santos has finally been indicted
Now the torches will be ignited
His disclosures were bunk

George Santos has finally been indicted
Now the torches will be ignited
His disclosures were bunk
His denials were junk

George Santos has finally been indicted
Now the torches will be ignited
His disclosures were bunk
His denials were junk
When he’s gone, we’ll be excited

Today is National Limerick Day

Today is National Limerick Day
When erudite humour holds sway

Today is National Limerick Day
When erudite humour holds sway.
Although puns may sneak in

Today is National Limerick Day
When erudite humour holds sway.
Although puns may sneak in
A good dick joke will win

Today is National Limerick Day
When erudite humour holds sway.
Although puns may sneak in
A good dick joke will win
Since we all like a filthy cliché

A milkmaid was churning her cream

A milkmaid was churning her cream
With her mind on the man of her dreams

-“BB”-

A milkmaid was churning her cream
With her mind on the man of her dreams.
As the liquid got thicker

A milkmaid was churning her cream
With her mind on the man of her dreams.
As the liquid got thicker
Her churn became quicker

A milkmaid was churning her cream
With her mind on the man of her dreams.
As the liquid got thicker
Her churn became quicker
And then we all heard when she screamed.

The judge thought the law was an ass

The judge thought the law was an ass
And the action in itself had no class

The judge thought the law was an ass
And the action in itself had no class
So she ruled the case moot

-“BB”-

The judge thought the law was an ass
And the action in itself had no class.
So she ruled the case moot,
But was irresolute

The judge thought the law was an ass
And the action in itself had no class.
So she ruled the case moot,
But was irresolute
When she diddled the jury en masse.

The waitress was hot for the cook

The waitress was hot for the cook
Once he gave her a burning look

The waitress was hot for the cook
Once he gave her a burning look
So to curry his favour

The waitress was hot for the cook
Once he gave her a burning look
So to curry his favour
She gave a taste of her flavor

The waitress was hot for the cook
Once he gave her a burning look
So to curry his favour
She gave a taste of her flavour
Now she’s pregnant and he’s on the hook.
(also changed the spelling of ‘flavor’ to keep it true to the third line spelling of ‘favour’)

There once was a cyclist in France

-“BB”-