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There once was a cyclist in France,
Who took his machine for a dance

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There once was a cyclist in France,
Who took his machine for a dance
He tried to cut a rug

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There once was a cyclist in France,
Who took his machine for a dance
He tried to cut a rug
But his Lycra was snug

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There once was a cyclist in France,
Who took his machine for a dance
He tried to cut a rug
But his Lycra was snug
And that’s why, officer, I have no pants.

There was a librarian named Snead

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That is great!

There was a librarian named Snead
Who could find any book you might need

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There was a librarian named Snead
Who could find any book you might need
His acumen, impeccable

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There was a librarian named Snead
Who could find any book you might need
His acumen, impeccable
His pecker, unimpeachable

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There was a librarian named Snead
Who could find any book you might need
His acumen, impeccable
His pecker, unimpeachable
(Just what you’d expect from a Swede)

The number one thing I regret

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The number one thing I regret
Is keeping a tiger as a pet

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The number one thing I regret
Is keeping a tiger as a pet
As a cub, was precocious

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The number one thing I regret
Is keeping a tiger as a pet
As a cub, was precocious
Full grown it was lecherous

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The number one thing I regret
Is keeping a tiger as a pet.
As a cub, was precocious.
Full grown it was lecherous.
No neighbor’s forgiven me yet.

One thing that I love - it is bacon

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One thing that I love - it is bacon
But it must be the real stuff – no fakin’.

-“BB”-

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One thing that I love - it is bacon
But it must be the real stuff – no fakin’.
Crispy or not

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One thing that I love - it is bacon
But it must be the real stuff – no fakin’.
Crispy or not
From the pan, piping hot

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One thing that I love - it is bacon
But it must be the real stuff – no fakin’.
Crispy or not
From the pan, piping hot
They go right in my belly, no mistakin’

There once was a lady with a tattoo

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There once was a lady with a tattoo
To commemorate 2022

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There once was a lady with a tattoo
To commemorate 2022
In the small of her back

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There once was a lady with a tattoo
To commemorate 2022
In the small of her back
The stacked chart is whack

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There once was a lady with a tattoo
To commemorate 2022
In the small of her back
The stacked chart is whack
And the graphs on her boobs are good too.

As I frantically searched for my keys