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4489

As I frantically searched for my keys
I panicked and started to wheeze

4490

As I frantically searched for my keys,
I panicked and started to wheeze.
My pulse, it did soar

4491

As I frantically searched for my keys,
I panicked and started to wheeze.
My pulse, it did soar
Contemplating the door

4492

As I frantically searched for my keys,
I panicked and started to wheeze.
My pulse, it did soar
Contemplating the door
I remembered I left them in the cheese

Said the young man as he hurled his axe

4493

Said the young man as he hurled his axe
“Do you expect me to pay income tax?”

4494

Said the young man as he hurled his axe
“Do you expect me to pay income tax?
Since I don’t make much money,

-“BB”-

4495

Said the young man as he hurled his axe
“Do you expect me to pay income tax?
Since I don’t make much money,
And my bookkeeping’s funny,

4496

Said the young man as he hurled his axe
“Do you expect me to pay income tax?
Since I don’t make much money,
And my bookkeeping’s funny,
My deductions are claimed to the max.

That axe that he hurled, by the way

4497

That axe that he hurled, by the way
Missed the tree and went whirling away

4498

That axe that he hurled, by the way
Missed the tree and went whirling away
But orc necks it hewed

4499

That axe that he hurled, by the way
Missed the tree and went whirling away
But orc necks it hewed
And a battle ensued

4500

That axe that he hurled, by the way
Missed the tree and went whirling away.
But orc necks it hewed,
And a battle ensued,
Which turned into a bloody melee.

DeSantis announced he is running

-“BB”-

4501

DeSantis announced he is running
Some folks think he’s quite cunning

4502

DeSantis announced he is running
Some folks think he’s quite cunning
Others have doubts

4503

DeSantis announced he is running
Some folks think he’s quite cunning
Others have doubts
Or think he’s a lout

4504

DeSantis announced he is running
Some folks think he’s quite cunning
Others have doubts
Or think he’s a lout
But his cruelty is what is most stunning

The thing about wearing a kilt

4505

The thing about wearing a kilt:
Cold air causes tackle to wilt

4506

The thing about wearing a kilt:
Cold air causes tackle to wilt
I could use insulation

4507

The thing about wearing a kilt:
Cold air causes tackle to wilt
I could use insulation
To help the situation

4508

The thing about wearing a kilt:
Cold air causes tackle to wilt.
I could use insulation
To help the situation
Or at least a very warm quilt.

Scotsmen are noted for thrift

-“BB”-