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4509

Scotsmen are noted for thrift
Although their reasons may tend to drift

4510

Scotsmen are noted for thrift,
Although their reasons may tend to drift:
Saving up for days rainy

4511

Scotsmen are noted for thrift,
Although their reasons may tend to drift:
Saving up for days rainy
(And in Scotland it rains mainly)

4512

Scotsmen are noted for thrift,
Although their reasons may tend to drift:
Saving up for days rainy
(And in Scotland it rains mainly)
Though some accounts are drained mighty swift.

There was a shepherd from Spain

4513

There was a shepherd from Spain
Who suffered a terrible sprain

4514

There was a shepherd from Spain
Who suffered a terrible sprain
When he twisted his knee

4515

There was a shepherd from Spain
Who suffered a terrible sprain
When he twisted his knee
In 1933

4516

There was a shepherd from Spain
Who suffered a terrible sprain
When he twisted his knee
In 1933
And spent the rest of his life in pain

The debt ceiling will be raised directly

4517

The debt ceiling will be raised directly
We’ll now pay our old bills correctly

4518

The debt ceiling will be raised directly
We’ll now pay our old bills correctly
Kick that can down the road

4519

The debt ceiling will be raised directly
We’ll now pay our old bills correctly
Kick that can down the road
On the debts we’ve owed

4520

The debt ceiling will be raised directly
We’ll now pay our old bills correctly
Kick that can down the road
On the debts we’ve owed
Beats defaulting on bonds, I expectly…

One day as I walked on the shore

4521

One day as I walked on the shore
Six sharks and a dolphin, I saw -

4522

One day as I walked on the shore
Six sharks and a dolphin, I saw
Their dorsals were showing

4523

One day as I walked on the shore
Six sharks and a dolphin, I saw.
Their dorsals were showing.
One blowhole was blowing

4524

One day as I walked on the shore
Six sharks and a dolphin, I saw.
Their dorsals were showing.
One blowhole was blowing
And Capt’n Quint was waving from the jaw

The debt ceiling bill has passed

4525

The debt ceiling bill has passed
For Biden and Democrats, the die is cast

4526

The debt ceiling bill has passed
For Biden and Democrats, the die is cast
The made-up crisis was averted

4527

The debt ceiling bill has passed
For Biden and Democrats, the die is cast
The made-up crisis was averted
Freedumb Caucus perverted

4528

The debt ceiling bill has passed
For Biden and Democrats, the die is cast
The made-up crisis was averted
Freedumb Caucus perverted
Cooler heads have prevailed, at last.

I like to watch old TV shows

-“BB”-