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I like to watch old TV shows
While snorting cocaine up my nose

4530

I like to watch old TV shows
While snorting cocaine up my nose.
When Lucy starts crying

4531

I like to watch old TV shows
While snorting cocaine up my nose.
When Lucy starts crying
It’s unsatisfying

4532

I like to watch old TV shows
While snorting cocaine up my nose.
When Lucy starts crying
It’s unsatisfying
You could even say it blows

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar

4533

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar
All sweaty, so must have come far

4534

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar
All sweaty, so must have come far
The barkeep quipped

4535

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar
All sweaty, so must have come far
The barkeep quipped
“I think you both slipped.”

4536

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar
All sweaty, so must have come far
The barkeep quipped
“I think you both slipped.”
The priest said, “Funny, we came here by car.”

I try to be nonconfrontational

4537

I try to be non-confrontational
At my company’s golf invitational

4538

I try to be non-confrontational
At my company’s golf invitational
I keep my balls clean

4539

I try to be non-confrontational
At my company’s golf invitational
I keep my balls clean
When out on the green

4540

I try to be non-confrontational
At my company’s golf invitational
I keep my balls clean
When out on the green
And both of them are quite sensational.

An old woman with too many pills

4541

An old woman with too many pills
Found the blue ones were good for some thrills

4542

An old woman with too many pills
Found the blue ones were good for some thrills
So she quickly downed six

4543

An old woman with too many pills
Found the blue ones were good for some thrills
So she quickly downed six
And added booze to the mix

4544

An old woman with too many pills
Found the blue ones were good for some thrills
So she quickly downed six
And added booze to the mix
And found out how deadly fentanyl’s

Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me

4545

Applause.

Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me.
(By the way, her name is Mitzi.)

4546

Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me.
(By the way, her name is Mitzi.)
I hope when she’s grown

4547

Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me.
(By the way, her name is Mitzi.)
I hope when she’s grown
She can stand on her own,

-“BB”-

4548

Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me.
(By the way, her name is Mitzi.)
I hope when she’s grown
She can stand on her own,
When she walks the red carpet, so glitzy!

I received a big box in the mail