I received a big box in the mail.
I shook it and heard a small wail
I received a big box in the mail.
I shook it and heard a small wail
Turned out - t’was a seal
I received a big box in the mail.
I shook it and heard a small wail
Turned out - t’was a seal
That had started to peel
I received a big box in the mail.
I shook it and heard a small wail
Turned out - t’was a seal
That had started to peel
Seems the poor thing had sunburned its tail
A maid from the island of of Kent
A maid from the island of of Kent
Agreed, with fraudulent intent,
A maid from the island of of Kent
Agreed, with fraudulent intent,
To marry a man
-“BB”-
A maid from the island of Kent
Agreed, with fraudulent intent,
To marry a man
From Turkmenistan
A maid from the island of Kent
Agreed, with fraudulent intent,
To marry a man
From Turkmenistan
Because of the way he was bent.
A man from the county of Cork
A man from the county of Cork
Was failing to muster sufficient torque
A man from the county of Cork
Was failing to muster sufficient torque
His hands gripped the bed
A man from the county of Cork
Was failing to muster sufficient torque
His hands gripped the bed
While his suffering wife said
A man from the county of Cork
Was failing to muster sufficient torque
His hands gripped the bed
While his suffering wife said
“That’ll never summon the stork.”
The man who was prosecutor
The man who was prosecutor
Asked, “Why in the world did you shoot her”?
The man who was prosecutor
Asked, “Why in the world did you shoot her”?
“She done me wrong” was his reply
The man who was prosecutor
Asked, “Why in the world did you shoot her”?
“She done me wrong” was his reply
And with a gleam in his eye
The man who was prosecutor
Asked, “Why in the world did you shoot her”?
“She done me wrong” was his reply
And with a gleam in his eye
Said, “…and my new girl’s considerably cuter.”
A scientist - working at CERN
A scientist - working at CERN
Once planted a huge fractal fern
A scientist - working at CERN
Once planted a huge fractal fern
With the help of Higgs Bosun
A scientist - working at CERN
Once planted a huge fractal fern
With the help of Higgs Bosun
His passion for science goes on
A scientist - working at CERN
Once planted a huge fractal fern
With the help of Higgs Bosun
His passion for science goes on
And the fire in his belly does burn
What do you do with old shoes?