Loopy Limericks

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4569

What do you do with old shoes?
That smell like tobacco and booze?

4570

Kiss the kitty on the bum
And people will not say you’re dumb
Say you’re dumb–kitty’s bum
Kiss the kitty on the bum!

4571

What do you do with old shoes?
That smell like tobacco and booze?
Soak them both overnight

4572

What do you do with old shoes?
That smell like tobacco and booze?
Soak them both overnight
In Pine-Sol and Woollite

4573

What do you do with old shoes?
That smell like tobacco and booze?
Soak them both overnight
In Pine-Sol and Woollite
Then toss them out with yesterday’s news

I was judge at a chili cook-off

4574

I was judge at a chili cook-off
And one of the contestants was Boris Karloff

4575

I was judge at a chili cook-off
And one of the contestants was Boris Karloff
In the pot he’d been stirring

4576

I was judge at a chili cook-off
And one of the contestants was Boris Karloff
In the pot he’d been stirring
was something quite worrying

4577

I was judge at a chili cook-off
And one of the contestants was Boris Karloff
In the pot he’d been stirring
was something quite worrying
When it was noticed, Boris took off.

I saved money and bought a Ferrari

4578

I saved money and bought a Ferrari
So I can go cruising with Mari

4579

I saved money and bought a Ferrari
So I can go cruising with Mari.
But I let the top down

4580

I saved money and bought a Ferrari
So I can go cruising with Mari.
But I let the top down
And I drive like a clown

4581

I saved money and bought a Ferrari
So I can go cruising with Mari.
But I let the top down
And I drive like a clown
Now Mari’s with Jed and his Harley

The library cop has tracked me down

4582

The library cop has tracked me down
It seems I’m quite famous in town

4583

The library cop has tracked me down
It seems I’m quite famous in town
I’ve racked up late fees

4584

The library cop has tracked me down
It seems I’m quite famous in town
I’ve racked up late fees
To unheard of degrees

4585

The library cop has tracked me down
It seems I’m quite famous in town
I’ve racked up late fees
To unheard of degrees
On books about sex with a clown.

My weakness is women and liquor

4586

My weakness is women and liquor
And I’m not sure which one makes me sicker

4587

My weakness is women and liquor
And I’m not sure which one makes me sicker
I’m seeing a shrink

4588

My weakness is women and liquor
And I’m not sure which one makes me sicker
I’m seeing a shrink
Who won’t let me drink