My weakness is women and liquor
And I’m not sure which one makes me sicker
I’m seeing a shrink
Who won’t let me drinK
And who set me up with his sister
Why did the chicken cross the road
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Did she spot an attractive cane toad?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Did she spot an attractive cane toad?
Or is there food over there
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Did she spot an attractive cane toad?
Or is there food over there
That she will not share
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Did she spot an attractive cane toad?
Or is there food over there
That she will not share?
I’m afraid that we never will know.
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie
-“BB”-
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie
Met the Fuller Brush man for a quickie
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie
Met the Fuller Brush man for a quickie
But his bristles were rough
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie
Met the Fuller Brush man for a quickie
But his bristles were rough
And looked odd in the buff
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie
Met the Fuller Brush man for a quickie
But his bristles were rough
And looked odd in the buff
When stroked, they played “2 Wicky”
The last thing I wanted to hear
The last thing I wanted to hear
Were the words “there is no more beer”
The last thing I wanted to hear
Were the words “there is no more beer”
For I’m feeling parched
The last thing I wanted to hear
Were the words “there is no more beer”
For I’m feeling parched
Since I just marched
The last thing I wanted to hear
Were the words “there is no more beer”
For I’m feeling parched
Since I just marched
To the ocean and back to here
Last night, I awoke with a start
Last night, I awoke with a start
Surrounded by one ghastly fart
Last night, I awoke with a start
Surrounded by one ghastly fart
The sulfurous fume
Last night, I awoke with a start
Surrounded by one ghastly fart
The sulfurous fume,
It filled up the room
Last night, I awoke with a start
Surrounded by one ghastly fart
The sulfurous fume,
It filled up the room
Forcing the poor dog to depart
My favorite hobby, you know
My favorite hobby, you know
Is giving my hatchet a throw
My favorite hobby, you know
Is giving my hatchet a throw
My aim isn’t great
My favorite hobby, you know
Is giving my hatchet a throw
My aim isn’t great
And you’ll find that I hate