My favorite hobby, you know
Is giving my hatchet a throw
My aim isn’t great
And you’ll find that I hate
It hitting me on my big toe.
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt
Sticky drips on my fake fur wolf pelt
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt
Sticky drips on my fake fur wolf pelt
If it weren’t so damned hot
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt
Sticky drips on my fake fur wolf pelt
If it weren’t so damned hot
I’d have it cleaned on the spot
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt
Sticky drips on my fake fur wolf pelt
If it weren’t so damned hot
I’d have it cleaned on the spot
To be honest, it’s not the worst it has smelt.
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears.
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears
And I love that he fetches my beers
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears
And I love that he fetches my beers
We’re the very best of friends
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears
And I love that he fetches my beers
We’re the very best of friends
And it pays dividends
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears
And I love that he fetches my beers
We’re the very best of friends
And it pays dividends
Except for his poop souvenirs
A lady who practiced her cello
A lady who practiced her cello
Got involved with the wrong kinda fellow
A lady who practiced her cello
Got involved with the wrong kinda fellow
They would meet in the park
A lady who practiced her cello
Got involved with the wrong kinda fellow
They would meet in the park
Where she’d play until dark
A lady who practiced her cello
Got involved with the wrong kinda fellow
They would meet in the park
Where she’d play until dark
With his skin flute until he did bellow
A newly wed couple from Spain
A newly wed couple from Spain
Whose marriage was going down the drain
A newly wed couple from Spain
Whose marriage was going down the drain
Went online for counseling
A newly wed couple from Spain
Whose marriage was going down the drain
Went online for counseling
And realized they were down for things
A newlywed couple from Spain
Whose marriage was going down the drain
Went online for counseling
And realized they were down for things
That combined nudity, moonlight, and rain.
When dinosaurs wandered this planet
-“BB”-
When dinosaurs wandered this planet
Their dildos were made out of granite
When dinosaurs wandered this planet
Their dildos were made out of granite
And often several feet long
When dinosaurs wandered this planet
Their dildos were made out of granite
And often several feet long
And sometimes resembled a bong